Priest and nun caught having sex[views:4293][posts:13]_____________________________________ [Jul 30,2004 1:38pm - RustedAngel ""] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at an airport car park in Malawi. The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International Airport. The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour. "It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC. In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public place and disorderly conduct. The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted Satan had tempted him. Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation, but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the last to be expected to misbehave in public. "I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he said. If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will go to jail, the magistrate said. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 30,2004 1:40pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I bet she has great tits |
| ______________________________ [Jul 30,2004 1:50pm - cdan ""] nun so vile |
| ________________________________ [Jul 30,2004 1:54pm - Abbath ""] nun porn is fucking awesome |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 10:11am - RustedAngel ""] religion is a joke. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 10:42am - retzam ""] hahaha, people are funny ACCKKK, RA, don't make this another religion argument thread, we all know we've had enough of those. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 11:16am - Jellyfish ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I bet she has great tits I second that. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 12:24pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, I read this a day or so ago. messed up! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 12:54pm - Abbath ""] it's the most brilliant plan ever! "i must have sex with you to clean your sins and your demons" where's the reward for this guy? at least it wasn't little boys |
| __________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 4:04pm - Kalopsia ""] Abbath said:it's the most brilliant plan ever! "i must have sex with you to clean your sins and your demons" where's the reward for this guy? at least it wasn't little boys true that. you don't come across many heterosexual priests now-adays. plus she was of legal age!!!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 5:25pm - swamplorddvm ""] Blame pleasure on Satan. Ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 31,2004 6:09pm - Dave Maggot ""] what they shouldve done is pat him on the back and shake his hand for getting it in the right hole. but instead the church would probably rather have him fucking kids. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 2,2004 7:13am - Korpse-l- ""] haha! yet people still choose to follow that shit (religion). makes me laugh. priests are raping alter boys, priests are fuckn nuns. burn your local church! and hump a nun. wooo hoooo! let jesus fuck you!!!! let jesus fuck you!!!! grahhhhgh! :satancross::pukeface: |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 2,2004 10:35am - the_reverend ""] http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=22087 http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=22114 |