Why chicks can suck sometimes[views:16070][posts:118]______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 4:21pm - the_reverend ""] I have the best ex's stories. and by best, I mean worst. granted, they amuse me greatly now. at the time, they didn't amuse me at all. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 7:10pm - the_reverend ""] the "friends with benifits" episode of seinfield is on right now. classsssssic |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 7:14pm - succubus ""] yep |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 7:16pm - succubus ""] ohh elaine is upset |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 7:16pm - the_reverend ""] the roommate's funny. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 7:23pm - the_reverend ""] to a wonderful girl a great pal and more |
| __________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 7:23pm - succubus ""] 2 points for kramer |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 6:06pm - swamplorddvm ""] Often I feel the need for a Metal show more than sex, usualy when chicks piss me off I have this crazy need for Metal, don't know why but I just do. I love you sweet lady Metal!!! I glad to see my thread twas such a "hit"... Twat ever. I'm getting laid tomorrow YAY!!! They still suck. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 7:14pm - BornSoVile ""] Girls = Time + Money. two things I don't have and don't want to give out. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:26pm - Terence ""] XmikeX said:yeah that was pretty long, sorry i was just warming up for some writing for school. want to hear a great ex girlfriend story, ask terrence about the time he made his ex cry at bickfords. hahahah...ahhh I remember that all too well. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:31pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] hooray for completely useless, meaningless, and emotion-deprived sex! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:38pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Hooray because that's the best kind! And by best, I mean absolutely worst! Yay!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 28,2004 11:51pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to pair up people to have "completely useless, meaningless, and emotion-deprived sex!" spalding and dom, you guys first. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 29,2004 12:00am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Word. I'm the butch, he's the bitch. My facial hair is more commanding than his. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 2,2004 3:42pm - swamplorddvm ""] Spaldin, the lay I got was not totaly meaningless, Although the lay YOU gave me was. My ass still hurts. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 12:16am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 12:17am - succubus ""] oh no..not that site again lol |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 12:55am - Kalopsia ""] say what u want succubus, you know it's true |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 12:55am - succubus ""] ummmm ok there buddy! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 1:09am - Kalopsia ""] are u going to argue with science? the proof is right in front of you!!! don't deny it |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 1:09am - BornSoVileinNatick ""] i had sex with a 23 year old this weekend |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 1:15am - the_reverend ""] "no one loves you when youre 23" |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 1:17am - succubus ""] hahahahahahaahahahaha way to quote blink 182 oh dammit i just remembered...i took photos of them warped tour back when i also saw social D bahahaha on me then |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 1:17am - BornSoVileinNatick ""] alan rulez cause he's the muther fuckin glassman |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 2:34am - MyDeadDoll ""] what's wrong with being 23??? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 3,2004 10:15am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 6:21pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I'm 23 :\ |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 6:23pm - swamplorddvm ""] Yay! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 6:25pm - swamplorddvm ""] Just when you think everything is ok. BAM! They shoot the back of you skull off!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 6:26pm - RichHorror ""] Nothing is ever ok with them. EVER. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 6:26pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] *Arrange His Pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. Bark like a dog! |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 6:28pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] XmikeX said:sometimes?? SOMETIMES?!!! SOMETIMES?!!?! FUCKING SOMETIMES?!!! XmikeX said:....wait....i have a girlfriend....i sold out but i still hate girls. you got a girlfriend in ONE MINUTE?!?! (9:41 for first post, 9:42 for second one) teach me your secrets!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:04pm - deadhooker ""] "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one." |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:06pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] hey rev - there's a flaw in that math. if girls = "Time AND money", then it's Time + Money and not Time x Money. therefore the final product doesn't add up. however, time is the great eraser, and eliminates all things, so we can conclude that Women = The Root Of All Evil + That Which Elimiates All Things |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:12pm - lady_czerach ""] Interesting points of views. I like hearing thoughts from the other side. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:15pm - lady_czerach ""] Guys just want sex. Girls just want to be coddled. As long as there is that understanding, you will live happily ever after. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:16pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I don't think anyone's evil. Girls are who they are and guys are who they are, and we all have different systems of what we think is nice or not-nice. Besides, honestly, who is ever trying to be evil? We're all trying to be nice. Humans can't be evil, because being evil means we are being what we perceive as something we abhorre. But, if we don't abhorre it, if we embrace it, it ceases to be our own evil. So we're doing what we think is good, even if we recognize it's evil in a social sense. So no one is "evil". They just are looking at things a lot differently. That doesn't mean you have to like it or understand, but it does mean that labelling someone as evil and locking them away is to admit our own ignorance of another's perspective. I can elaborate, but it would kill the light mood of the thread. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:17pm - succubus ""] blah blah blah say what you will i'm an awesome gf and my man knows it and reminds me of it the same goes for him (well mostly...but he's a boy and boys are evil..muahaha..j/k) seriously though, you just need to find a person that is right for you and you'll see i've dated a jerk or two or a guy, just not for me...give it time..it's when you are not looking that it usually happens |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:20pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I thought The Rev was your first and only love?? there were other Rev's / Mr. Succubus going around?!?!?! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:34pm - swamplorddvm ""] Look we know the're not really evil. this is just a thread to post on when ones feeling down about ze ladies. (or sluts and hos) |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:35pm - swamplorddvm ""] But right now they are EVIL!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:39pm - Jellyfish ""] succubus said:it's when you are not looking that it usually happens yep. I just cant stand phone calls. Id rather hang out with my boys than a chic too, so Im set right now. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 7:42pm - swamplorddvm ""] I agree with not looking. If I understood you Succubus. I say let "it" come o you. ugh It may take forever. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 9:04pm - powerkok ""] George said:women are fucking retarted. i suppose im the big asshole in my last relationship ordeal. i fucked my best friends girlfriend, who was also my best friend at the time. we did it on and off for about 4 months. he knew about it and couldnt do shit about it. i didnt care too much cause he's kind of a dipshit anyway. she would tell me one day that she was breaking up with him and she wanted me, next day she would dissapear to franklin where he lived for a week. then she would call me and we'd start screaming at each other, then make up and fuck some more. at numerous times i decided that it had to stop, but she would call me weeks later crying telling me she missed me. and i suppose im an ass for going back to it, but i did. but its overwith now, i havnt spoken to her or seen her in about 2 months. the worst part is she is friends with all my friends in newton, so i am currently on bad terms with EVERYONE i used to be friends with except for my roommates and one other person. snuh. thats what u get, dipshit...keep fuckin yer 'kinda dipshit' friends girls, and you will have no friends left. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 9:05pm - powerkok ""] all you guys bitchin about woman, havent met the right one yet. Mine is awesome. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2004 1:44am - swamplorddvm ""] Yeah I know. But bitching helps sometimes. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 22,2004 1:49am - Abbath ""] TheGreatSpaldino said:talk about an Oprah special... anyone need any kleenex in this plizace? ;) hahahahah was thinking the same thing when i saw this thread haahahahha |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2004 1:55am - the_reverend ""] girls need to shut up and suck it. end of story. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2004 1:56am - succubus ""] you are lucky you read that outloud to me and smiled...yep |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2004 1:59am - the_reverend ""] RESPECT THA COCK! |