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Why chicks can suck sometimes

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[Jan 25,2004 4:21pm - swamplorddvm ""]
"There is no pain like that of desire, is there no difference between women and fire? One burns the spirit, the other the flesh. Is sex worth the price of certain death?"

I know you don't want to talk about such a retarded subject but I'm really fucking pissed right now. Damn sluts!!!:nuke:
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[Jan 25,2004 9:41pm - XmikeX ""]
sometimes??
SOMETIMES?!!!
SOMETIMES?!!?!
FUCKING SOMETIMES?!!!
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[Jan 25,2004 9:42pm - XmikeX ""]
....wait....i have a girlfriend....i sold out


but i still hate girls.
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[Jan 25,2004 11:42pm - dreadkill ""]
this subject isn't retarded to me. i'm pissed now as well. i thought i had found the greatest girl, the one who would never fuck with my head or lie to me. i finally realized that she is a total liar and decided to break up with her at my band's show today. after she missed our set and gave me a bullshit excuse, i convinced her to walk 5 mins from her house to all asia so i could talk to her. after she got there and fed me more bullshit, i told her she was a fucking liar. i called her a cunt and told her i hoped she would die. then i told her i wished she had been aborted. a couple of my friends came outside and caught the best parts. she just walked away and sent me a nasty text message and im after she got home. best break up ever.
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[Jan 26,2004 12:04am - swamplorddvm ""]
well congrats dreadkill. This chick thinks im " hot" BUT... she doesnt like me "that way". all of this after we sleep together. twat the hell!!! and other shit happend with other sluts. They live to kick us in the nads. But i still love the pussy. mmmmm... warm, wet pussy.
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[Jan 26,2004 12:18am - XmikeX ""]
for 2 years i went out with a girl who lived an hour and a half away from me. she was bi-polar, and on top of that just a natural born whiner. but i put up with her shit every day for 2 years because i believed in her. i believed that despite the fact that she couldn't pick out a salad dressing without having a nervous breakdown that she would still do well for herself in life. i believed that despite the fact that she couldn't go a day without blaming her parents divorce for some mistake she'd made in life, that she'd still turn out alright. i believed that despite the fact that she had no sense of identity and changed who she was on a weekly basis that i could still trust her.

she'd go on and on for hours at a time about "staying true". Yup, the cliche chant of the hardcore poser nerdarrio. Every other word out of her mouth was a verbal self righteous pat on the back about how much integrity she had for whatever petty reason. she condemned the rest of the world for not having any morals or values. Nobody wanted to be her friend.....was it because she was a clingy, overly emotional, doosh bag who sabotaged every relationship she ever had by being needy and self centered.....no....no it was because everyone everywhere was devoid of her omnipotent sense of morality. In spite of all this I stood by her, because I am a moron.

what became of her 'integrity"? Well one day she went to college. She moved into a college that was 20 minutes away from me. It wasn't enough that I drove to see her 3 or 4 times a week taking time out of my busy schedule to do so. She wanted more. It wasn't enough that she was accepted by the geniunely nice but unpopular girls at school. She wanted more. She wanted to be friends with the stereotypical douchebag college girls that for the first 2 weeks of her stay there, had gone out of their way to snub her.

I had the misfortune of meeting these girls on several occasions. Their activities were always the same: find random boys to be in their presence, then prance around them yelling to eachother about "OMG like I can't WAIT to lose my virginity!" (yes, this is all they ever discussed and that is an actual quote), stopping only to assert their presence as the popular kids (as popular as anyone can be in a school full of total strangers) by snubbing everyone who wasn't like them.

What's the appeal in being friends with someone like this? Certainly someone who holds morals and integrity so high wouldn't want anything to do with people like these right? Nope. You see the appeal of douchebags like this to weak pathetic people is that if they should accept you then it means something. You're not being accepted just because it's the nice thing to do....or something stupid like that. You're being accepted because you fit someone else's set of standards. Congratualtions....you're someone else, who cares if who you are is a complete shitbag, you've met another person's minimal standards.

So she did everything she could to turn herself into one of these cumrags. She changed her physical appearance, the way she acted, the way she talked, the things she talked about. She even tried to change me. She tried to get me to hang out with these kids. She tried to change the way I dressed and the way I acted. Self improvement is one thing, but when you bring your girlfriend to the mall looking for a pair of jeans and she tells you you're "boring" because you refuse to try on a pair of faded american eagle jeans with fucking flared pant legs there's a time to say "Your friends are douchebags and only faggots wear faded jeans now shutup."

So within a mere 3 weeks (from the day she moved in)we had gone from best friends to total strangers. At the same time she had become ms. popular at school by leaching onto a clique of girls who she had previously hated and called me on the phone numerous times IN TEARS because of how much she couldn't stand them. Eventually she broke up with me citing that if I couldn't accept her "new best friends" (exact quote) then how could i have a relationship with her.

We agreed to be friends....or at least that was the assumed conclusion, I didn't say much because it was all I could do to keep from smashing her face in. So I let the idea of being "friends" with someone who I now regarded as a total shitbag, and a complete stranger sink in.

The conclusion I came up with was that I really didn't owe her anything, certainly not an effort to be friends. Afterall the proposed "friendship" was only intended to allow both of us to feel better about something that had gone horribly wrong....the both of us eventually forgetting about the other and moving on with our lives.

Well I didn't much see the point in letting her feel alright about doing somehting inherently shitty. So I told her that not only did I never want to speak to her again but that she was a scumbag, and I hardly considered her a human being anymore. She tried to refute it by twisting things around and saying that I should have tried to stop her from breaknig up with me. She even wrote me some teary eyed email asking me to get back together with her. I told her, in breif, to go fuck herself because I have no time for strangers.

I stopped by her livejournal a few weeks later to read some poorly constructed junior high poem she wrote about how she had triumphed in the face of some great tragedy that I had brought upon her. My reply was merely the citing of the Onion article "Children of Divorce Twice As Likely To Write Bad Poetry".....the poem was shortly after removed.
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[Jan 26,2004 12:20am - XmikeX ""]
yeah that was pretty long, sorry i was just warming up for some writing for school.


want to hear a great ex girlfriend story, ask terrence about the time he made his ex cry at bickfords.
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[Jan 26,2004 12:28am - swamplorddvm ""]
Twat kind of fucked up "god" would creat love?!?
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[Jan 26,2004 12:32am - the_reverend ""]
in the end, you quoted the onion.
which made the whole thing so worth reading.
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[Jan 26,2004 1:22am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
talk about an Oprah special... anyone need any kleenex in this plizace? ;)

im glad i dont really have to worry about this shit because plain and simple: I'm homely, I'm very large, I'm overly intelligent, I'm weird, I'm diverse, and I'm not emo... therefore, chicks dont really dig Spaldino. =)
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[Jan 26,2004 1:35am - George ""]
women are fucking retarted.
i suppose im the big asshole in my last relationship ordeal.
i fucked my best friends girlfriend, who was also my best friend at the time.
we did it on and off for about 4 months. he knew about it and couldnt do shit about it. i didnt care too much cause he's kind of a dipshit anyway. she would tell me one day that she was breaking up with him and she wanted me, next day she would dissapear to franklin where he lived for a week. then she would call me and we'd start screaming at each other, then make up and fuck some more.
at numerous times i decided that it had to stop, but she would call me weeks later crying telling me she missed me. and i suppose im an ass for going back to it, but i did.
but its overwith now, i havnt spoken to her or seen her in about 2 months. the worst part is she is friends with all my friends in newton, so i am currently on bad terms with EVERYONE i used to be friends with except for my roommates and one other person.

snuh.
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[Jan 26,2004 1:56am - swamplorddvm ""]
So twat you're saying spaldin is: having natural humans emotions makes us less intelligent? and emo? Wisdom of life is goes a longer way in life than intelligence. Some day you will fall in "love" and you'll be like "Yay!!!" but then something WILL happen and then BAM your nuts fall and your heart blows up. I hope it doesn't happen to you for your own good. But maybe then you'll understand. You still have a long time in your life. it'll happen. Sorry.
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[Jan 26,2004 2:03am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i was being sarcastic. quit taking everything i say as an attack. im saying that i dont have to worry about this shit because im not overly involved with females. i have been, i have had my share of shit, and im over it. the way to a girl's heart is to poop on her chest and face so much that she dies and then you fuck her lifeless body. remember that.
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[Jan 26,2004 2:07am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Women are trouble.

Lots of trouble.
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[Jan 26,2004 2:11am - swamplorddvm ""]
Oh yeah pooping on girls is fun. Sorry dude. Some times with you it's hard to tell. Don't mind me.
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[Jan 26,2004 9:37am - the_reverend ""]
someday, maybe I will understand women.
they are both wonderful and horrible.
and they make us to fucking retarded things.
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[Jan 26,2004 10:36am - succubus ""]
mmm i thought guys liked it when we suck?


seriously though...mike that sucks...sorry to hear that stuff...all i will say is that eventually you'll meet someone who is for you and won't pull that crap.

i'm told i'm the best gf ever...except when i get insecure and self depricating...but i blame it on the fact of my parents almost dying when i was a kid and living with my uncle who beat me..
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[Jan 26,2004 12:24pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
wow this thread is depressing.
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[Jan 26,2004 12:32pm - XmikeX ""]
actually i just started going out with a fantastic girl who doesn't whine, isn't bi polar, and isn't constant up my ass begging me to tell her she's worth something.

who knew?
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[Jan 26,2004 12:32pm - succubus ""]
yay!
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[Jan 26,2004 2:46pm - SinPromos  ""]
Well sine we're sharing relationship horror stories.... (and to show you guys are just as bad)..

last one - was banging a 16 year old groupie while he was with me.. (he's 26..and I didn't find out til after I left his psycho ass)... he got way ultra weird and clingy so I broke it off, only to have him threaten me that if I didn't go to see him that weekend he'd ruin my reputation and quote: "you'll be sorry"... can you say sociopath? I thank god for having my tough guy friends who get thrills by drilling fear into pyschos or i might just be in a dumpster somewhere off long island right now...

one before that -- was a total cokehead behind my back for the 6 months we were dating, pressured me to move in with him (i never did), faked a suicide attempt (and saying when he did it i never crossed his mind), and stopped talking to everyone he knew for weeks. Yet wanted me to wait around until he felt better, even though he wouldn't let me know what the hell was going through his whacked mind, take my calls, or even just go to a movie to hang out. I broke it off pretty quickly when it got to that point..


so ya.. guys can be just as crazy as chicks :P
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[Jan 26,2004 2:52pm - succubus ""]
ummm

<<
one before that -- was a total cokehead behind my back for the 6 months we were dating, pressured me to move in with him (i never did), faked a suicide attempt (and saying when he did it i never crossed his mind), and stopped talking to everyone he knew for weeks. Yet wanted me to wait around until he felt better, even though he wouldn't let me know what the hell was going through his whacked mind, take my calls, or even just go to a movie to hang out. I broke it off pretty quickly when it got to that point.. >>
hmmm i think we dated the same guy....actually not really...because i knew where he was for the most part...STALKING ME! =(

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[Jan 26,2004 2:52pm - SinPromos  ""]
XmikeX said: My reply was merely the citing of the Onion article "Children of Divorce Twice As Likely To Write Bad Poetry".....the poem was shortly after removed.




hahahahaha that rocks. >:]
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[Jan 26,2004 2:55pm - SinPromos  ""]
yeah girl..they come in all shapes and sizes.. stalking is scary!!!! Thank god I haven't run into one of those yet. Hope I never do...
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[Jan 26,2004 3:09pm - the_reverend ""]
um.. this is a thread about how craz girls are.
if you vaginas want to make a crazy guy thread,
go to the life channel's website.
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[Jan 26,2004 3:24pm - succubus ""]
shaddup sexy!


and yeah sinpromos...it is scary...i never got a restraining order against him...but i should have...but i do have a restraining order against another one...he shattered my windshield ..with his fist....never hit me though..but that sure scared the shit out of me!
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[Jan 26,2004 3:30pm - litacore ""]
[img]

let's scare him back
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[Jan 26,2004 3:59pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
My ex was crazy. She made me go crazy. It was all very bad. 'Nuff said.
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[Jan 26,2004 4:59pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i'll be the first to admit that i'm a crazy bitch, but
i haven't done anything to hurt someone i've been
dating. i've usually been the one hurt.

but, i'm thinking about calling lifetime with
all these stories... we could be famous... and
loved by middle aged women who stay at home
and eat bon bons
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[Jan 26,2004 5:01pm - succubus ""]
lmao
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[Jan 26,2004 5:08pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
really... can't you imagine it? like a reality
show on lifetime. have everyone tell their
shitty stories.... hehehe... we could call it...
umm... "return to the pit people need love too"
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[Jan 26,2004 9:29pm - JellyFish ""]
I just have to say to xMikex: wow. That was a great story. And chicks suck indeed. Me and mine broke up yesterday. It was so the typical high school shit: 'We dont do anything and im carrying our relationship on my back alone,' were her main complaints. Please. I loved her, but I refuse to be jerked around like a piece of meat or brought down by a chick. Plus, Ill always have metal, so life still rules!
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[Jan 27,2004 12:43am - makelovesohard ""]
significant others are pointless.
friends with benefits are key.
and i have to agree, girls are shit.

and i'm a girl. so i can say that.
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[Jan 27,2004 1:08am - dreadkill ""]
i agree with jellyfish. life still rules as long as there's metal. the only things that kept me sane in the two weeks leading up to yesterday's breakup were metal, my friends, my bandmates, and, most important of all, family guy.
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[Jan 27,2004 1:26am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I can't stand the whole friends with benefits idea. Part of why I'm so unhappy being a guy in the Girls Gone Wild generation. Fuck sluts and their idiocies. Fuck them with knives.
Hooray for the decline of Western civilization.
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[Jan 27,2004 1:37am - MyDeadDoll ""]
fuck me slowly with a chainsaw
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[Jan 27,2004 1:38am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Ooh baby.
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[Jan 27,2004 1:40am - MyDeadDoll ""]
does that turn you on too? hehehe
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[Jan 27,2004 1:41am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
I'm all about girl-holes full of chainsaws. Chainsaw DP anyone?
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[Jan 27,2004 1:50am - MyDeadDoll ""]
count me in. hehehe.
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[Jan 27,2004 1:53am - MarkKevorkian ""]
I was dropped and left homeless for the third time two days before Christmas, for another guy. This was after six years. It really sucks having a broken heart!!!!!!!!
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[Jan 27,2004 1:56am - MyDeadDoll ""]
wasn't that the subject of another thread?

chicks like that give us a bad rep. i'd at least
give you a thirty day notice.
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[Jan 27,2004 2:00am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Much appreciated. Kind of like getting back your security deposit. What made it even worse is that she left me for an 18 year old wannabe nazi skinhead. I also lost me cat Dee Dee Ramone in the deal. Fucking CUNT.
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[Jan 27,2004 2:21am - MyDeadDoll ""]
aw love, you're better off without, then.
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[Jan 27,2004 2:30am - MarkKevorkian ""]
I know and I have accepted that. In an odd way I feel alot better now.
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[Jan 27,2004 11:32am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
did you get your cats mark?
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[Jan 27,2004 2:57pm - SinPromos  ""]
oh dude.. when ex's fuck with your pets it's ON!!! that blows Mark.
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[Jan 27,2004 3:01pm - makelovesohard ""]
DeOdiumMortis said:I can't stand the whole friends with benefits idea. Part of why I'm so unhappy being a guy in the Girls Gone Wild generation. Fuck sluts and their idiocies. Fuck them with knives.
Hooray for the decline of Western civilization.




just because you prefer friends with benefits, doesn't make you a slut. you can't lump sum, like that.

key word : "friends"

friends first, benefits later.
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[Jan 27,2004 3:47pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Mushed context. Girls Gone Wild girls = sluts. Friends with benefits girls... I'll just keep my mouth shut on that.

I think my ex wanted to down-grade me to friends with benefits toward the end of our relationship... I'm not in the mood to type up a paper about it like xmikex did, but lets all just assume that I know all about that shit.
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[Jan 27,2004 4:19pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
will the complaints ever end?
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[Jan 27,2004 4:21pm - the_reverend ""]
I have the best ex's stories.
and by best, I mean worst.
granted, they amuse me greatly now.
at the time, they didn't amuse me at all.
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[Jan 27,2004 7:10pm - the_reverend ""]
the "friends with benifits" episode of seinfield is on right now.
classsssssic
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[Jan 27,2004 7:14pm - succubus ""]
yep
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[Jan 27,2004 7:16pm - succubus ""]
ohh elaine is upset

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[Jan 27,2004 7:16pm - the_reverend ""]
the roommate's funny.
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[Jan 27,2004 7:23pm - the_reverend ""]
to a wonderful girl
a great pal
and more
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[Jan 27,2004 7:23pm - succubus ""]
2 points for kramer
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[Jan 28,2004 6:06pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Often I feel the need for a Metal show more than sex, usualy when chicks piss me off I have this crazy need for Metal, don't know why but I just do. I love you sweet lady Metal!!!

I glad to see my thread twas such a "hit"... Twat ever. I'm getting laid tomorrow YAY!!! They still suck.
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[Jan 28,2004 7:14pm - BornSoVile ""]
Girls = Time + Money. two things I don't have and don't want to give out.
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[Jan 28,2004 11:26pm - Terence ""]
XmikeX said:yeah that was pretty long, sorry i was just warming up for some writing for school.


want to hear a great ex girlfriend story, ask terrence about the time he made his ex cry at bickfords.



hahahah...ahhh I remember that all too well.
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[Jan 28,2004 11:31pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
hooray for completely useless, meaningless, and emotion-deprived sex!
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[Jan 28,2004 11:38pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Hooray because that's the best kind! And by best, I mean absolutely worst! Yay!!
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[Jan 28,2004 11:51pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm going to pair up people to have "completely useless, meaningless, and emotion-deprived sex!"
spalding and dom, you guys first.
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[Jan 29,2004 12:00am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Word. I'm the butch, he's the bitch. My facial hair is more commanding than his.
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[Feb 2,2004 3:42pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Spaldin, the lay I got was not totaly meaningless, Although the lay YOU gave me was. My ass still hurts.
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[Feb 3,2004 12:16am - the_reverend ""]
[img]
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[Feb 3,2004 12:17am - succubus ""]
oh no..not that site again
lol
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[Feb 3,2004 12:55am - Kalopsia ""]
say what u want succubus, you know it's true
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[Feb 3,2004 12:55am - succubus ""]
ummmm ok there buddy!
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[Feb 3,2004 1:09am - Kalopsia ""]
are u going to argue with science? the proof is right in front of you!!! don't deny it
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[Feb 3,2004 1:09am - BornSoVileinNatick ""]
i had sex with a 23 year old this weekend
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[Feb 3,2004 1:15am - the_reverend ""]
"no one loves you when youre 23"
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[Feb 3,2004 1:17am - succubus ""]
hahahahahahaahahahaha
way to quote blink 182
oh dammit i just remembered...i took photos of them warped tour back when i also saw social D
bahahaha on me then
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[Feb 3,2004 1:17am - BornSoVileinNatick ""]
alan rulez cause he's the muther fuckin glassman
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[Feb 3,2004 2:34am - MyDeadDoll ""]
what's wrong with being 23???
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[Feb 3,2004 10:15am - the_reverend ""]
[img]
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[Aug 21,2004 6:21pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I'm 23 :\
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[Aug 21,2004 6:23pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Yay!
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[Aug 21,2004 6:25pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Just when you think everything is ok. BAM! They shoot the back of you skull off!!!
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[Aug 21,2004 6:26pm - RichHorror ""]
Nothing is ever ok with them. EVER.
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[Aug 21,2004 6:26pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
*Arrange His Pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.


Bark like a dog!
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[Aug 21,2004 6:28pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
XmikeX said:sometimes??
SOMETIMES?!!!
SOMETIMES?!!?!
FUCKING SOMETIMES?!!!


XmikeX said:....wait....i have a girlfriend....i sold out


but i still hate girls.




you got a girlfriend in ONE MINUTE?!?! (9:41 for first post, 9:42 for second one)

teach me your secrets!!!!

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[Aug 21,2004 7:04pm - deadhooker ""]
"I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one."
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[Aug 21,2004 7:06pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
hey rev -

there's a flaw in that math.

if girls = "Time AND money", then it's Time + Money and not Time x Money.

therefore the final product doesn't add up.

however, time is the great eraser, and eliminates all things, so we can conclude that

Women = The Root Of All Evil + That Which Elimiates All Things
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[Aug 21,2004 7:12pm - lady_czerach ""]
Interesting points of views. I like hearing thoughts from the other side.
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[Aug 21,2004 7:15pm - lady_czerach ""]
Guys just want sex. Girls just want to be coddled. As long as there is that understanding, you will live happily ever after.
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[Aug 21,2004 7:16pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I don't think anyone's evil. Girls are who they are and guys are who they are, and we all have different systems of what we think is nice or not-nice.

Besides, honestly, who is ever trying to be evil? We're all trying to be nice. Humans can't be evil, because being evil means we are being what we perceive as something we abhorre. But, if we don't abhorre it, if we embrace it, it ceases to be our own evil. So we're doing what we think is good, even if we recognize it's evil in a social sense.

So no one is "evil". They just are looking at things a lot differently. That doesn't mean you have to like it or understand, but it does mean that labelling someone as evil and locking them away is to admit our own ignorance of another's perspective.

I can elaborate, but it would kill the light mood of the thread.
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[Aug 21,2004 7:17pm - succubus ""]
blah blah blah

say what you will

i'm an awesome gf and my man knows it and reminds me of it

the same goes for him (well mostly...but he's a boy and boys are evil..muahaha..j/k)

seriously though, you just need to find a person that is right for you and you'll see

i've dated a jerk or two or a guy, just not for me...give it time..it's when you are not looking that it usually happens
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[Aug 21,2004 7:20pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I thought The Rev was your first and only love??

there were other Rev's / Mr. Succubus going around?!?!?!
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[Aug 21,2004 7:34pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Look we know the're not really evil. this is just a thread to post on when ones feeling down about ze ladies. (or sluts and hos)
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[Aug 21,2004 7:35pm - swamplorddvm ""]
But right now they are EVIL!!!
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[Aug 21,2004 7:39pm - Jellyfish ""]
succubus said:it's when you are not looking that it usually happens


yep. I just cant stand phone calls. Id rather hang out with my boys than a chic too, so Im set right now.
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[Aug 21,2004 7:42pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I agree with not looking. If I understood you Succubus. I say let "it" come o you. ugh It may take forever.
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[Aug 21,2004 9:04pm - powerkok ""]
George said:women are fucking retarted.
i suppose im the big asshole in my last relationship ordeal.
i fucked my best friends girlfriend, who was also my best friend at the time.
we did it on and off for about 4 months. he knew about it and couldnt do shit about it. i didnt care too much cause he's kind of a dipshit anyway. she would tell me one day that she was breaking up with him and she wanted me, next day she would dissapear to franklin where he lived for a week. then she would call me and we'd start screaming at each other, then make up and fuck some more.
at numerous times i decided that it had to stop, but she would call me weeks later crying telling me she missed me. and i suppose im an ass for going back to it, but i did.
but its overwith now, i havnt spoken to her or seen her in about 2 months. the worst part is she is friends with all my friends in newton, so i am currently on bad terms with EVERYONE i used to be friends with except for my roommates and one other person.

snuh.



thats what u get, dipshit...keep fuckin yer 'kinda dipshit' friends girls, and you will have no friends left.
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[Aug 21,2004 9:05pm - powerkok ""]
all you guys bitchin about woman, havent met the right one yet.
Mine is awesome.
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[Aug 22,2004 1:44am - swamplorddvm ""]
Yeah I know. But bitching helps sometimes.
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[Aug 22,2004 1:49am - Abbath ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:talk about an Oprah special... anyone need any kleenex in this plizace? ;)


hahahahah was thinking the same thing when i saw this thread haahahahha
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[Aug 22,2004 1:55am - the_reverend ""]
girls need to shut up and suck it.
end of story.
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[Aug 22,2004 1:56am - succubus ""]
you are lucky you read that outloud to me and smiled...yep
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[Aug 22,2004 1:59am - the_reverend ""]
RESPECT THA COCK!
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[Aug 22,2004 2:01am - succubus ""]
once again..yer lucky you read that outloud with a smile

and as long as you keep my ass out of this thread..we're all set
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[Aug 22,2004 2:05am - the_reverend ""]
and my cock...
let's just put the two together outside of this thread.
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[Aug 22,2004 12:23pm - swamplorddvm ""]
See the rev knows how to talk to the ladies.
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[Aug 22,2004 12:48pm - succubus ""]
hahahahahaha

it didn't go in my ass
'nuff said
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[Aug 23,2004 9:55am - christraper ""]
Fuck all of you. My last girl left me for Vanilla Ice. What kind of a stupid bitchslutcunt leaves a metal head for some fruit cake who listens to Eminem and refers to things he finds interesting as "phat" and "dope"?
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[Aug 23,2004 9:58am - succubus ""]
ummm then she wasn't meant for you

dohhhh

you should be happy she's gone
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[Aug 23,2004 10:09am - christraper ""]
yea i know. i just dont get the logic behind that kind of a decision.
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[Aug 23,2004 10:28am - Lincoln ""]
The key to a good time is to stay out of each others way....if you can manage to do that you're golden...my girl and I are great together...not like we don't have problems but I've found that if you make the time you have count then it's all good....girls definately don't suck...just the wrong girls do....not to say finding the right one is easy either.
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[Aug 23,2004 10:42am - Lincoln ""]
I happened to have lucked out.
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[Aug 23,2004 10:50am - shatteredliz ""]
Hmmm, I wonder if he wrote that cause he knows I would read it...Just kidding...Oh man, I'm am fighting so hard not to get mushy. Don't...do....it....can't....hold......back......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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[Aug 23,2004 10:51am - shatteredliz ""]
But I totally agree, girls can suck, if they do, ditch them, they're not the one for you....
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[Aug 23,2004 10:57am - Lincoln ""]
Mushy??? c'mon dude we ain't like that!
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[Aug 23,2004 11:10am - RustedAngel ""]
guys can be real assholes... I personally can be an asshole sometimes, usually this occurs when I'm tired, and I get asked 'deep' questions at these times. I will never really yell, or get violent, I just ignore. Girls are always asking about dumb crap like "should I do my hair like this? or like this? do you like these heels? how about these?" ... or "i'm fat, i'm fat" even though they are fucking tiny. For the first few months you're like "no you're not fat" but eventually you just ignore it and then they think you don't think they are pretty enough, and blah. Hearing this shit day after day just makes you not want to be in a relationship with the person.

I'm at a point in my life where I don't know what I want, I'm 21, yet I still feel like a confused fucking teenager. Things in relationships will seem great for a few months but then I get unsure of things and thats when it sorta goes downhill. Maybe I just haven't found the right person yet? right... but I feel bad when I can't explain why I feel unsure about shit way into a relationship. It sucks.

I also hate how girls can convince guys to do shit, having band members with girlfriends is sorta annoying too.
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[Aug 23,2004 11:21am - shatteredliz ""]
I gotta say, Lincoln is the first guy in five years that I didn't get sick of in a week or two. I thought it was because relationships suck, but it turns out you just gotta hold out of for the right one. As far as mushiness goes? No darling, we're never ever mushy my honey-pie!!
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[Aug 23,2004 11:21am - MetalChick  ""]
I SUCK AND I SUCK WELL!!!!! Swamp&Jelly, the next time you guys hang out with Nina and I, I'll remember this thread. lol
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[Aug 23,2004 11:26am - Lincoln ""]
Girls can try to convince you to do things you don't want to do thats for sure....but there needs to be an understanding between the both of you...if you can't reach that you're doomed. Talking is key....if they want to....most will shut you out and walk away thinking they're right...which isn't always the case. No one is right all the time...yes, not even girls......but I'm right....but then again I'm an exception to the rule. HAHAHA!!!!!
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[Aug 23,2004 11:28am - armageddonday ""]
Mankind sucks.
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[Aug 23,2004 11:29am - Lincoln ""]
Yeah I don't like WWE either.....
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[Oct 18,2004 1:51pm - swamplorddvm ""]
SLUTS!!!

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