women: when you masturbate...[views:28285][posts:134]______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:14pm - sacreligion ""] Maddening. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:16pm - pam ""] All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:16pm - sacreligion ""] WHATEVA! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] nipple orgasms for the win |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:28pm - sacreligion ""] I just got the worst image in my head of you playing with your nipples like the cajun dude in The Waterboy. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahahahah |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:52pm - xmikex ""] pam said:I think dudes have trouble bypassing the laws of biophysics and believing a bunch of b.s. when they hear it. Ohhh I'm not a doctor. But fixed. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 5:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sometime I sit on my hand until it falls asleep, so when I post on RTTP it feels like a stranger is doing it. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 5:57pm - aril ""] I'd sit on your hand but something tells me I'd slowly feel your fingers creeping up my asshole, you fucking perv. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 5:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] stranger troll |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 6:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] aril said:I'd sit on your hand but something tells me I'd slowly feel your fingers creeping up my asshole, you fucking perv. The fuck? Jim, you get no foreplay. FULL ON MAN PUMPING, YYYEEEEaAaAAAAAhhHHHHH |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 6:06pm - aril ""] well, I was goatse afterall. NICE! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 10:39pm - Dankill ""] FAP? Nah.....not now. Not here. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:13am - pam ""] xmikex said: pam said:I think dudes have trouble bypassing the laws of biophysics and believing a bunch of b.s. when they hear it. Ohhh I'm not a doctor. But fixed. I don't have a response for that so I'm just going to post this. [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 4:01am - goatcatalyst ""] pam said:All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right. Choke 'em and tell em they look pretty. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 9:15am - xmikex ""] goatcatalyst said: pam said:All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right. Choke 'em and tell em they look pretty. Show them a bank receipt with a 7 digit balance, then pull down your pants to reveal your diamond studded cock. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:37am - sacreligion ""] xmikex said:diamond studded cock. That sounds terrible on both ends. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:46am - brian_dc ""] So, this thread is full of disgusting people I'd never want to have sex with. But yeah, getting a girl off is easy. Look at a diagram of a vagina. If you can't figure it out from there, best of luck in all of your endeavors and shoot for girls with low self-esteem. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:57am - sacreligion ""] brian_dc said:So, this thread is full of disgusting people I'd never want to have sex with. Keep tellin yourself that, buddy... :LOVE: |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:57am - pam ""] You guys do know I was just being a bitch in the hopes of destroying some male egos, right? It is a lot easier for some girls. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:58am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What's a vagina? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:58am - brian_dc ""] FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day: 1. Get a room full of male students. 2. Make them draw a vagina 3. Laugh. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 11:59am - sacreligion ""] It's this demonesque thing that women use to trap men and later make them feel inadequate. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Anyone know the difference between a vagina and a cunt? |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] :( |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:03pm - pam ""] brian_dc said: FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day: 1. Get a room full of male students. 2. Make them draw a vagina 3. Laugh. Considering the vagina is on the inside, and not the vulva like everyone (women included) thinks...I bet it was funny. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2009 12:06pm - brian_dc ""] pam said: brian_dc said: FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day: 1. Get a room full of male students. 2. Make them draw a vagina 3. Laugh. Considering the vagina is on the inside, and not the vulva like everyone (women included) thinks...I bet it was funny. Mostly, it was just a folder full of poorly drawn, mythical fruit. Couldn't really tell you if they missed that particular mark. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2009 1:15pm - Yeti ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:What's a vagina? "Did that boy say what's a vagina?" "No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct." "Hmm, it sounded like battle." "I've had a cold, so--" "Oh so you hear r's as b's?" |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 12:32am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 12:58am - swamplorddvm ""] and her name and number?.... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 2:55am - goatcatalyst ""] No thank you |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 3:51am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Wait, did Dwyer just post a girl that couldn't reasonably be mistaken for a dude in dim lighting? Whatever is the world coming to? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 3:57am - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2009 9:50am - BlackoutRick ""] FuckIsMySignature said:lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do Win. |