the douche talks: President Bush to speak at 9:30am[views:12936][posts:140]______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:18am - the_reverend ""] join me listening to a flipflopper setting out some sort of "line" in "time" about his "plans" for iraq mp3: http://peace.str3am.com:6400/listen.pls windows media: http://azulweb.streamguys.com/nhpr.asx |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:23am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Seriously, my old job was at an appliance repair shop, with infinite big-screens on all day. I caught every friggin' press conference, I could quote you the speech verbatim without ever having heard it. You can get a pretty good approximation if you imagined Moe Howard freestyling about terrorists, freedom, security, and those of "questionable patriotism". With plenty of, "Oh, wiseguy, eh?" thrown in whenever he gets asked a (carefully vetted but still mildly uncomfortable) question. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:30am - DreamingInExile ""] this ought to be funny... |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:32am - succubus ""] if by funny you mean BLEH then yes! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:39am - DreamingInExile ""] no, I want to listen to see how many times he's going to contradict himself... |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:42am - the_reverend ""] it's starting now. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:51am - the_reverend ""] [img] ahahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:53am - DreamingInExile ""] hmm... seems like he's making the crowd think about how "evil" everyone else is now, so when he dosen't make a point with his speech, the crowd will still think that he was right and we should kill the Arabs.... I'm still waiting for his point... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:53am - DreamingInExile ""] the_reverend said:[img] ahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHA :shocker: |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 9:54am - the_reverend ""] DON'T BACK DOWN. DON'T BACK AWAY. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:03am - the_reverend ""] I was just looking for EBN videos... didn't find any. did he just fart? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:07am - the_reverend ""] man.. I need to go sit in the bathroom for a few minutes... but he's still talking. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:09am - DreamingInExile ""] I just took a break, and he's still not making a point... |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:13am - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] hes been making the same speech ever since we invaded to begin with someone kill him. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:16am - DreamingInExile ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:27am - the_reverend ""] yeah, I went and pooh and played some castlevania. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:29am - the_reverend ""] yes! I've been blessed! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:30am - succubus ""] i bought some yankee candles with a 50% off coupon! w00t! |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:30am - DreamingInExile ""] oooooooooook... does anyone know what his point was? I heard him reitterate EVERYTHING he's been saying for MONTHS... Why was he elected again? |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:31am - DreamingInExile ""] succubus said:i bought some yankee candles with a 50% off coupon! w00t! being off topic, that's probably the ONLY thing pertaining to this topic that makes any sense... |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:32am - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] DreamingInExile said:Why was he elected again? Because America is full of asshole Christians who want to put god before anything else. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:34am - DreamingInExile ""] we need more church burnings... |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:34am - the_reverend ""] no CAUSE IF HE WASN'T, THEN DUDES COULD BE KISSING RIGHT NOW. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:36am - succubus ""] if your woman likes them, i can give you the code for 50% off! |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:40am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:44am - succubus ""] aaron...i want to know the pic you chose, check yer email |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:46am - DreamingInExile ""] succubus said:if your woman likes them, i can give you the code for 50% off! yeah, not like she dosen't already have like 100 candles already, but I can kill some x-mas chopping with that coupon... |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:47am - the_reverend ""] I forgot to pick a picture. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:49am - succubus ""] http://www.yankeecandle.com/cgi-bin/ycbvp/...ail/Candles/Jar+Candles/Housewarmer Yankee Candle has 22oz. Housewarmer Candles for $10.78 each with 50% off coupon code MAG5121. You must by at least 2 and apply the coupon code in your shopping cart. Shipping is $5. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:52am - DreamingInExile ""] you rock! |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 10:55am - the_reverend ""] I like warhammer candles. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:01am - succubus ""] i bought: raspberry cream vanilla caramel sweet strawberry macintosh & peach Island Mango w00t! |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:03am - the_reverend ""] islington st is going to smell like 10 bath and body works stores exploded. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:04am - succubus ""] hahaha yankee is a good company...when they arrive if we don't like any of the smells we can go to the store and exchange... |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:11am - DreamingInExile ""] the_reverend said:islington st is going to smell like 10 bath and body works stores exploded. I suppose that's better the reaking of BO... but I don't know by how much |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:17am - dyingmuse ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:43am - the_reverend ""] oh.. jk "Bush: No timetable for leaving Iraq" |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 12:48pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] DreamingInExile said:oooooooooook... Why was he elected again? when was he elected again :wiggam: |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 1:02pm - DreamingInExile ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:DreamingInExile said:oooooooooook... Why was he elected again? when was he elected again :wiggam: I was more referring to: 1.) why was he elected in the first place? and... 2.) why was he re-elected? |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 1:06pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] umm yeah when did either of those happen, i still dont consider him an elected official nor would i ever refer to him as a president. this is the biggest sham the government ever got away with, this is worse then nixon, reagan or kennedy being shot |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 1:42pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] oh yeah one last thing [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 1:46pm - the_reverend ""] CAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE DUDES KISSING! WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 1:57pm - anonymous ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:oh yeah one last thing [img] yesssssss! I'm watching F 911 right now, have to listen to this later...so I can stick a pen in my ear immediately afterward. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 3:10pm - dyingmuse ""] mike moore is a fucking retard! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 5:00pm - HailTheLeaf ""] nah, Bush is a fucking retard, Moore just doesn't know when to shut up... If Bush wants to win this "war" (or illegal invasion and occupation of a soverin state that's never threatened or harmed us) then why don't we pack him up with his whole administration and everyone stupid enough to actually vote for him, and send them over there to fight it? They can pay for the whole thing themselves too, because I'm not giving those fuckers my hard earned money to kill innocent people. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 6:11pm - BornSoVile ""] at least Moore says something, nobody likes him cause he's fat and honest, a horrible combination it never works in politics except for uncle Teddy. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 7:27pm - HailTheLeaf ""] Ted Kennedy? has he lost any weight? he was starting to look like a ballon from the thanksgiving day parade... |
| _____________________________ [Nov 30,2005 8:06pm - pam ""] I have far more respect for Michael Moore than the fucking president. Prove him wrong...please. I will absolutely take that and say I was wrong. But thus far, he's right on the money. Someone needs to fucking say it. The spineless fucking democratic party certainly doesn't. |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 1,2005 12:05am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] HailTheLeaf said:Ted Kennedy? has he lost any weight? he was starting to look like a ballon from the thanksgiving day parade... at least get the quote right samica, robin williams somewhere is in pain right now |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2005 11:46am - HailTheLeaf ""] I wasn't trying to get the quote right, didn't want to completely rip it off..and mine works better anyways |