I kissed a girl last night[views:13157][posts:73]_______________________________ [Nov 30,2004 6:59pm - hoser ""] That's right....1st date. She's fucking gorgeous, and funny as hell, AND LIKES METAL. Hell ya when she busted out her Suffocation collection I almost shit! She laid a smacker right on the pink strips under my nose. JOY JOY JOY HAPPY JOY HAPPY |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:03pm - josiah_the_black ""] yo jake post some fuck pics |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:06pm - RustedAngel ""] :middlefinger: |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:08pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""] hurry up and put it in her brown eye...that is too good to be true...stick it in the brown eye then you know its for real |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:09pm - Hooker ""] What was his name? |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:11pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] A girl kissed me at the last Gwar show. I didn't notice. I only knew about it cause my friends told me. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:16pm - josiah_the_black ""] kissing girls is cool |
| _______________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:17pm - hoser ""] Hooker is jealous....he wants to kiss me. Sorry palsy but no Jake lips for you, Hogrot. Yep, now if I can only convince her that it's just a rash. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:18pm - josiah_the_black ""] say you fell down some carpeted stairs... but you slid down on only your sac |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:25pm - Hooker ""] Oh. Palsy. I thought you meant like palsy. Like a disorder where you shake. Hot metal girls are more rare than black professional swimmers. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:28pm - succubus ""] ??? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:31pm - Hooker ""] It's true. There are some, but for the most part metal ain't pretty on either side of the sex fence. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:35pm - succubus ""] pfffttt joe thinks i'm a hot metal chick so there but my ??? was because last time i talked to jake he was back with his ex..color me confused |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:35pm - Hooker ""] Oh. I'm not saying anyone here's busted. I'm just saying it's tough to find hot metal chicks. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:36pm - succubus ""] yes yes i know i know...and i'm not a metal chick anyhow..since i like a lot of different types of music..but hoser ??? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:40pm - handinjury ""] hoser said:That's right....1st date. She's fucking gorgeous, and funny as hell, AND LIKES METAL. Hell ya when she busted out her Suffocation collection I almost shit! YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY! I envy you.:bow: |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:43pm - Kalopsia ""] Hooker said:Oh. I'm not saying anyone here's busted. I'm just saying it's tough to find hot metal chicks. rephrase, it's hard to find hot metal chicks that are available |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:45pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""] my girlfriend is hot, is kinda into metal. and drove 3 hours with me to go see Dying Fetus |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:56pm - succubus ""] hah! the things i do for my man! i am the bestestest girlfriend! into metal and more anddd super supportive of him and ALL the shows he goes to i win the end now where did hoser go? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 7:59pm - handinjury ""] succubus said:hah! the things i do for my man! i am the bestestest girlfriend! into metal and more anddd super supportive of him and ALL the shows he goes to i win the end now where did hoser go? Sure, rub it in, make all the metal dudes with no metal girlz jealous.:thescream: |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:03pm - powerkok ""] Thats weird, you just told me her favorite band was 311. and that she was normal. Funny how stories change in hoserland so fast. you goon. and Succubus, why is this a contest? if it was, MY girlfriend wins by 10,000. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:03pm - succubus ""] and i bought him a laplop for his bday and... THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...n=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962 |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:04pm - powerkok ""] PS hoser, Im glad you ditched practice tonight for the 311 girl. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:05pm - powerkok ""] succubus said:and i bought him a laplop for his bday and... THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962 theyre all gaylords. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:08pm - handinjury ""] succubus said:and i bought him a laplop for his bday and... THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962 Shes got big tities thou......... :pukeface: |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:09pm - succubus ""] and all she cares about is $$$ blah |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:12pm - powerkok ""] well, ya shes a woman, and most likely falls into the 90% of the gender that does the same. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:36pm - Kalopsia ""] that bitch is ugly |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:44pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] and 40 years old. Hoser, what's your new girlfriend's name? |
| _______________________________ [Nov 30,2004 9:28pm - hoser ""] Hogchild.....it's her real name... hahahahaha |
| _______________________________ [Nov 30,2004 9:28pm - hoser ""] For the record I'm home alone and did not ditch practice for a girl. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 10:58pm - Abbath ""] hoser when don't you have a drop dead gf? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:58am - hoser ""] I never do...theyre all ugly whores.... Drinkin way too much...hang on................ |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 1:00am - the_reverend ""] powerkok, I think I got the best... but maybe we should "swap" for a week end just to find out for real. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 1:00am - the_reverend ""] ps: in your dreams! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2004 2:09am - hoser ""] ok she stopped by at 11pm... Kissed her again....AND I finally figured out why I'm completely in love with her.... She fucking looks exactly like Milla Jovovich...swear to Christ! Wow...ok she seems to dig me too....hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her? Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...so I renig on that thought. G'night |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:19am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] so what's this girl's name? she sounds familiar. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 7:20am - Kalopsia ""] hoser said:ok she stopped by at 11pm... Kissed her again....AND I finally figured out why I'm completely in love with her.... She fucking looks exactly like Milla Jovovich...swear to Christ! Wow...ok she seems to dig me too....hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her? Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...so I renig on that thought. G'night bull-fucking-shit. you're gay if you're not thinking of plowing this girl, especially if she looks like Milla Jovovich (dude, pictures, please), you're just gonna try and do it with her when she's sober and concious this time around. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:08am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Hoser's intimidation guide to dating, coming soon on at a book store near you. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:21am - RustedAngel ""] hoser give me a call when she's over, I'll stop over and take some pictures in a non wierdo way... just be like "this is my friend tom and he has his camera everywhere he goes! don't mind him" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:22am - Joe/NotCommon ""] i dont think there is a non weird way for you to take her pictures randomely the first time you meet her |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:23am - RustedAngel ""] yes there is, I'll pretend to take pictures of hoser but make sure she's in the picture.... I have my ways. HE HEHEEHE HEHEHE. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:24am - RustedAngel ""] okay, another solution, hoser turn on all your lights in your house, I'll take pictures with no flash on so the wierdness is to a minimum. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:26am - the_reverend ""] how bout you just do what I do; hide in the bushes outside the window and take pictures in a non-weirdo fashion? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:31am - succubus ""] the_reverend said:how bout you just do what I do; hide in the bushes outside the window and take pictures in a non-weirdo fashion? except you take pictures of little boys so they don't know any better |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:31am - Joe/NotCommon ""] OH SHIT DAWG! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 1,2004 10:42am - hoser ""] Ya she really does look like Milla Jovovich, but shes friggin TALL. Christ I've always dated tiny girls. This girl is like 5'9" - 5'10". And she has fairly short hair for a girl. She's really nice though so don't scare her away by telling her that I fart all over the place regularly. She'll find that out on her own. Hehehehehe. Now we'll see if I can get her to go to one of our band practices and "initiate" her....hehehehe. :shocker::shocked: |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 2:40pm - aliciagrace ""] from now on, i think hoser should start all his posts in this thread with the words "Dear Diary" |
| __________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 2:48pm - dyingmuse ""] so what about me, i though we had something special here....it's ok just drop me in the cold. what does she have that i don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate you |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:52pm - swamplorddvm ""] You suck. Oh wait I kissed two chicks this weekend. Nice. |