First time you puked after drinking[views:9605][posts:82]_______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:26am - the_reverend ""] 17yos off of drinking straight sambuca romano and chasing it with orange soda. I felt like I got punched in the stomach. I puked shortly there after. your story? |
| _______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:27am - Yeti ""] i rarely puke anymore, but i don't think i can remember the first time. i can remember certain times, like puking on my shirt, but not the first. Sambuca though, eeesh, that shit is brutal. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:30am - arilliusbm ""] In Philadelphia. Blacked out on whiskey as a young chap. Ended up pissing on a homeless guy and puking all over my friend's room. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:31am - CC_NLI ""] shared a bottle of jack with my best bro behind the high school at the foot ball field. every sip was like a slap in the mouth. was seeing in 16ths...kaleidoscopic visions. walking sideways all the way home. laid down in bed spinning like a top. woke up to an amorphous blob of yack on my floor. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:31am - dreadkill ""] arilliusbm said:Ended up pissing on a homeless guy that's awesome |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:35am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I have never taken a sip of alcohol in my life. I have a squeaky clean liver. Huzzah! |
| _______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""] one of the first times i puked was after a gigantic glass of gin, and then a gigantic glass of SoCo. i was laying on the back stairs of my friends old apartment singing World Coming Down at the top of my lungs. i puked a lot. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:38am - arilliusbm ""] You ever going to give in and drink (responsibly of course)? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:39am - CC_NLI ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I have a squeaky clean liver. Huzzah! lol...and to think your moms a registered diet-poophead...just because you dont drink dont mean your liver is squeeky clean... *shakes head* huzzah my ass. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:42am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, believe me Nick, Taco Bell has done enough damage so I don't have to rely on alcohol to do it for me, haha. Jim, I'll never drink, ever. I can bet on that. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:44am - Yeti ""] wow, that's pretty impressive. i used to have a sweet-tooth but it mutated into an alcohol-tooth. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:44am - starmummy ""] I don't remember the first time but I remember a year or two ago coming to work really hungover. Like briskly walk to the bathroom every ten minutes to dry heave hungover. Well, eventually I just said fuck it and went home. On the drive home, I had to puke so I pulled into a parking lot and ralphed in a plastic shopping bag and then threw it out the window. When I got home I told my wife I had a really bad stomach bug and she let me sleep the rest of the day. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:54am - CC_NLI ""] Yeti said:wow, that's pretty impressive. i used to have a sweet-tooth but it mutated into an alcohol-tooth. candidate for early diabetes right here. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:54am - sever ""] never ever puked. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 10:56am - the_reverend ""] try harder. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 11:01am - arilliusbm ""] yea dreadkill.. apparently it's not a smart thing to do to piss on a homeless black guy behind a 7-11 in the bad part of Philly. I barely remember doing it, all I remember is being surprised that a person popped out of the "ground" where I was pissing. Philly's a rough town |
| ________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 11:04am - pires ""] at my brothers bachelor party. I was like 14. Doing straight shots of anything. I was the biggest asshole of the party. Puking, yelling, and puking. Good times good times. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 11:31am - Josh_Martin ""] 16, drinking straight Jack Daniels. I passed out. Don't know for how long. Woke up in the passenger seat of my car. My best friend is driving. We're on the highway on the way back from buying coke in the Bronx (which he did while I was passed out) and we're coming up to a tollbooth. He's all paranoid from coke and freaking out going "Dude, dude, don't PUKE AT THE TOLLS, whatever you do DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS!!!" So, of course, as soon as we pull up to the toll booth, I hurl all over the fucking place. All over the car, all over myself, fucking everywhere. I was wearing an army jacket that had breast pockets and the next day I found the pockets half filled with puke. So, going home, I figured I was totally fucked. I wreaked like whiskey an puke and the front of my shirt and jacket looked like the inside of a barf bag. No way could I clean myself up enough for my mother not to notice. No fucking way. I'm dead. I walk in the house and no one is home. I am so relieved that I don't stop to wonder why no one is home at 2am. I change my clothes and throw what I had been wearing in the waching machine. A while later my mother comes home. Turns out that I wasn't the only one in my family who had their first puking while drinking experience that night. She found my little brother passed out at a party, half dead from alcohol poisoning (also Jack Daniels ironically). They had to take him to the ER and have his stomach pumped. So he saved my ass by accident. It was over ten years before I could drink whiskey again and to this day my brother still can't. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 11:39am - Sacreligion ""] either 16 or 17 off jack daniels. passed out behind a convenience store in the center of town after puking my guts up. i told my friends to leave me there and take my car somewhere for like an hour while i tried to sleep it off. apparently they were gone for 2 hours, came back, and could see half of my body dangling out from behind the store in plain view from the street. even a whiff of jack brings me back to that night...but i still drink it every now and again. mfr is an edge pussy. go join xquicksilverx! |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 11:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha I'd rather not. Ew. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 11:57am - the_reverend ""] sac: my second puking was a lot like that story, but I was 18 and the cops found me behind the bank. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 12:08pm - Sacreligion ""] hahahaha...i was super fuckin lucky that the cops didn't find me. i do believe that i relieved myself on a church at one point during that night though. luckily, millbury cops were never really that good at catching me while doing stuff. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 12:10pm - brian_dc ""] polished off half a bottle (don't remember the size) of Jaeger when I was 17. Vomited. Jennie Proulx through bread at me as I was passed out on a chair. That bitch...who was sort of just being helpful. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 12:11pm - brian_dc ""] I think Jaegermeister is fucking terrible. Whiskey, ftw. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 12:12pm - Sacreligion ""] there's video of me somewhere from when i was 17 or 18 pounding a bottle of jager in one shot. later on that night when we were leaving yeti's apartment my friends tried to wake me up so we could leave, at which point i took the square plug from a super nintendo and attempted to wear it on my foot as a shoe... |
| _______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 12:38pm - Yeti ""] hahahaha that was the best drunk moment i've ever seen. you were so confused as to why your shoe didn't fit. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 12:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Even though I don't drink, I have awesome stories about my friends getting blindingly drunk, and good thing I was there for some of them since said friends couldn't remember shit. I'm waiting to see if Dave Maggot tells his most infamous drunk story. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:10pm - metal_church101 ""] I think this was my first time puking from drinking: I was a senior in highschool, over my friend's house. I think I pounded 8 budweisers in about an hour. Not too long after, I was puking in his bathroom, wretching my guts up and spitting blood. I was barfing and dry heaving so hard that I broke a bunch of blood vessels in my face and in my eye (I didn't know this at the time.) So I collapse on my friend's couch, head hanging over the side with a make shift barf bucket next to me. My friends get all shitty on the rest of my beer and shaving-cream my head for me. I couldn't lift my head at this point, because I was dieing. In the morning when we all come back to life, they tell me to look in the mirror. I had 2 bad black eyes from puking so hard. When I went home and my parents asked what happened, all I could think of was saying that I was allergic to my friends cat. They didn't quite buy it as they were busting up laughing. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:12pm - Sacreligion ""] that blood vessel thing happens to my face almost everytime i puke because i have to make myself vom. great stomach workout though hahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:13pm - metal_church101 ""] :pukeface::pukeface: |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:14pm - metal_church101 ""] I had 2 black eyes for a week on that drunken stooper. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:15pm - Sacreligion ""] last thursday at the hivesmasher/dysentery show i got hammered and ended up vomming in the parking lot. i had a little bit of poison ivy on my face, and after puking, it made wherever it was turn deep purple. it was gone in a couple days...looked fuckin TERRIBLE though. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:16pm - Yeti ""] yeah i've never seen something like that before. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:17pm - metal_church101 ""] so now we have 2 cures for poison ivy. THe golden shower and getting so shitty that when you wretch your guts out that breaking blood vessels also cures it? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:18pm - Sacreligion ""] the poison ivy was pretty much gone. wherever it was just bruised after said vomming. ugh. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 1:22pm - orgymf@work ""] i was 19 (i was 16 the first time i got drunk....but i rarely puke from alcohol). me and my two buddies Jim and Justin were hangin out at this spot in the woods with a big ass bonfire and a battery powered boombox listening to Slayer. We split a handle of Jack, and a handle of Soco, and i think i had maybe 7 shots of each....and then i wanted to slow down, so i made my favorite mixer (pour two shots of each into a 20 oz coke.....it really is smooth and tasty)...and i just sipped at it slowly....about half way through it, i thought i might have been sobering up a bit (because i could see straight) so i chugged the rest of it, and almost immediately puked it right back up (into the fire....what a smell! hah.) |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] my first time puking coincided with my first time getting drunk. my buddy filled up a pint glass with Clan McGreggor Scotch Whiskey and told me to pound it. that was a really awesome feeling for about 20 minutes. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 2:49pm - orgymf@work ""] what a waste of scotch |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 2:52pm - metal_church101 ""] "If I can't have it, nobody can!!!!!" |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 3:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] orgymf@work said:what a waste of scotch i agree... i was only 15 at the time though. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 3:18pm - Paul CNV ""] 16 years old at a party.First time I ever got drunk. I remember feeling like I was floating and saying to myself this awesome, I must be dreaming. The euphoric buzz soon came to an end. I remember flipping off some wiggers and then upchucking over someones porch. The best puking story I have is when this drunk mess of a girl barfed all over herself causing a chain reaction of vomiters. It was something about the scent of this girl's barf. It basically went like this: Girl pukes on herself Her boyfriend rushes to help her with a bucket and catches a wiff of the vomit and he starts puking The high school sadist Jonny Boyd is eager to lend a helping hand. He even turns his hat backwards as he is going to intervene... I got a kick out of that one. Boyd the Bully can't stomach the stench and he begins barfing. Then Timmy the runt follows suit. 4 dopes violently upchucking all over the living room. I managed to keep a safe distcance and watched it all from behind a sliding glass door... |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 3:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 3:27pm - Yeti ""] "But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 3:33pm - bradmann_library ""] probably 16 or so...drank a bunch of straight Absolut that i nabbed from my mom's liquor stash. went to bed fine but woke up the next morning, ate an apple, and then booted. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 4:31pm - orgymf@work ""] FuckIsMySignature said: orgymf@work said:what a waste of scotch i agree... i was only 15 at the time though. i understand.....far too many of us have made the mistake of abusing such tasty spirits during teenage years. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 4:33pm - orgymf@work ""] lol@the goonies quote |
| ______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 4:48pm - Lamp ""] First time I drank when I was 18. I had two wine coolers. Needless to say when I was 18, I was a huge pussy. I drank directly after writing a very long rant about how fucking stupid and worthless drinking is and how anyone who does it is a dumbass. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 5:26pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] 15 yo drinking either Cisco or Peach Schnapps, can't remember. I tackled an election sign in someones front yard and got chased by the owner of the house. I got away and promptly puked everywhere. Luckily I was outside. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 20,2008 5:28pm - arilliusbm ""] Lamp, aren't you still 18? |
| ______________________________ [Nov 20,2008 6:27pm - guy ""] had a night where me 3 others friends stole cases of bacardi from tufts university, we did catering there, and proceeded the next night to get obliverated. long story short i threw up first, and shortly there after the other three did. not sure how it happened but we started daring each other to eat your own puke and slowly it progressed into us daring each other to eat eachothers puke, which we did. classy fucks |