Humorous or horrifying anal sex stories (male on female)[views:10511][posts:85]_______________________________________ [Jun 11,2008 10:55pm - ellesarusrex ""] quintessence said:[img] lookin out for your vegetarian pal. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2008 11:02pm - quintessence ""] It was her idea... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2008 11:03pm - ellesarusrex ""] loling |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 11,2008 11:04pm - succubus ""] blue said:no poophole plzkthx i thought you were going to say something else... remember that infamous quote?? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 12:52am - the_reverend ""] some dude sounds like he's got a ruffie connection. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 1:03am - SacreligionNLI ""] do you ever sleep? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 2:04am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 7:05am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 8:28am - guy ""] ellesarusrex said: Grizloch said:apparently a friend of mine passed out a few weeks ago and woke up with her bung hole hurting, she confronted her boyfriend (who is practically her brother [in a totally non-biological way...] which is a whole different story), who said he lubed her up and did the deed while she slept she wasnt drunk HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?! HOW COULD YOU NOT WAKE UP?!?! when i was 19 my boyfriend did this to me.. hahaha i woke up though and cried.. LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 8:42am - the_reverend ""] i played gta until 2:30.. oops. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 14,2008 4:18am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 14,2008 5:02am - DYA / NLI ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] Looks like a half-chewed Starburst. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 14,2008 5:33am - anon ""] me and an ex girlfriend were really drunk and about to pass out and we were lying naked in bed and im not sure how it happened but i just kinda shoved it in and she screamed haha |
| _______________________________________________________ [Jun 14,2008 8:46am - Rabbi Gorgorothsteinbergthal ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] A black goatse! Forget Barack Obama, this man has created equality in our time. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 14,2008 12:33pm - SkinSandwich ""] shit |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2008 9:25pm - anon ""] saw a girl passed out on a picnic table the next morning after a huge bash in the summer, wearing white pants with a red spot on her bunghole area. i bet there's a funny story to that one somewhere. wish i took a pic. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 10:43pm - anon ""] <img src="http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/assorgy.jpg"> |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 12:19am - ellesarusrex ""] anon said:saw a girl passed out on a picnic table the next morning after a huge bash in the summer, wearing white pants with a red spot on her bunghole area. i bet there's a funny story to that one somewhere. wish i took a pic. hahaha white pants. |
| _____________________________________ [May 27,2011 11:33am - dill hole ""] the_reverend said:anal is awesome. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2011 12:49pm - eyehatehippies ""] Okay, you want it? On the recent Black Pyramid tour in Europe, we were touring with the guys from Blood Farmers. Dave Depraved from Blood Farmers is an odd guy, and when we were in Slovenia, he got a hold of some hardcore Slovenian porn. So we're just driving along, and he's in the back of the van with the two other dudes, and we hear him saying, "oh yeah, she definitely has that champagne bottle all the way in there, on the next page, she pours a drink out of it. I wish I could read the captions, I mean, can someone explain this to me? Is that girl holding a bag so that she can piss into it? Why is she also holding a lighter? And what's with the shaving cream. Yeah, this is definite four out of five star material here." At this point, our tour manager pulls over the van so we all can see what the hell he is talking about, and it comes out that he used to review porn, and after that, he worked for Penthouse under various pseudonyms. So he starts telling us some crazy stories. One of them had to do with an interracial, geriatric porn scene where this dude named Wesley Pipes was going to do an anal scene with this like 70 year old lady, and Dave had to get an exclusive interview with him. Anyways, Wesley lays into the old lady's ass, and pretty soon, her bowels just let loose, and shit is just flying all over, so they cut the scene and call for someone to get in and clean it up. At this point, Dave goes in for the interview, and asks Wesley Pipes what he thought of the whole thing. And Wesley just goes, "hey, shit happens, you know?" I guess no one was that upset or grossed out on the set, like he said, it happens all the time. So they cleaned the old lady up, cleaned up the set, re-shot the scene. That was a good story, but nothing compared to Dave Depraved's story about the porns he actually was IN. His description of a weenie roast orgy scene is nothing short of AMAZING, especially when he described the "three legged race" scene that he was an extra for. |
| ______________________________ [May 27,2011 3:30pm - Yeti ""] i came here for dicks and abortions and all i got were anal sex stories. son, i am disappoint. |
| ________________________________________ [May 27,2011 5:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeti said:i came here for dicks and abortions and all i got were anal sex stories. son, i am disappoint. i'm blocking all these posters. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 18,2011 2:05pm - bang her bum ""] anyone got new stories? i banged a chick up her ass hole last week. nothing humorous or horrifying though. too bad. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 18,2011 3:15pm - Yeti ""] eyehatehippies said:Okay, you want it? I am butthurt. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 3:23pm - the mex nli ""] LOL @ yetis comment....last time I did it, a fine layer of shit was on my dick. Thank the gods I was wearing a condom. I threw up in my mouth a little from the scene/smell. Icky. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 3:37pm - largefreakatzero ""] Done it before, but much prefer the vagina. Too many bad things come out of an asshole. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 4:46pm - sexicutioner ""] largefreakatzero said:Done it before, but much prefer the vagina. Too many bad things come out of an asshole. like menstrual blood, yeasty discharge and mucous? oh wait. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 19,2011 4:52pm - largefreakatzero ""] None of those things are shit, though. Big difference. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 19,2011 5:04pm - Lamp ""] There is nothing wrong with a light coating of menstrual blood for lubrication purposes. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 11:50pm - man o warski ""] zaxzx |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 25,2011 2:54am - chriskar ""] senior year high school...girlfriend at the time was down to try anal so i said "FUCK IT" , she shit all over my dick, so i rinsed it off in her vagina. she was from windham NH, we called it the windham wash. still lives on today. |
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