I'm listing to my downstairs neighbor have sex.[views:5726][posts:89]________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:42pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] I just resort to the pick her up and jackhammer her on the wang move. unless she's a fatty. In which case i'm probably too hammered to get a boner. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:50pm - RichHorror ""] succubus said:Hah! So my guy and myself usually shower together but I had to be up before him so I got up, showered and then he walked into the shower..I tried attacking him and he kept saying "but I smell and yer all clean..." .. Lol ... I enjoy beginning my day with a bang, it does put u in a good mood I wish I was fucking dead after reading that. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:52pm - succubus ""] Ummm why??? Ps I love doing it standing up |
| ________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:57pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] no one wants to picture aaron hammering away with his mini pony tail swinging in the breeze. i think rich might just have. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:59pm - RichHorror ""] Excactly, Matthew Hooker. EXACTLY. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 5:59pm - RichHorror ""] I just got an unsxy txty in reference to that post. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:04pm - succubus ""] Hahahahaha I recently cut his pony tail too..I think he wanted it even shorter..ahh well |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:06pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron finally wants to look like a man. What a proud day this is. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:33pm - the_reverend ""] if looking like a man means looking like rich, I'm out. and carina, last time a "hug" was called attaching someone, it was 1950. sorry that it didn't want your sholders smelling like dirty armpit all day. |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:34pm - RichHorror ""] I don't look like a man, I look like a awesome. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:41pm - hooker nibbling penis ""] i wish there were photos of me and rich's embrace |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:45pm - RichHorror ""] Oh, the buttons. How they flew. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 6:56pm - xanonymousx ""] anonymous said:[img] i think i went to high school with that girl i'm not sure though. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 16,2007 8:20pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] I love pissing on my girls feet in the shower when shes not expecting it |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2007 9:30pm - the_reverend ""] phil... we have something in comon. |
| ______________________________ [May 16,2007 10:34pm - pam ""] See this is why I shower alone... |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:39pm - BornSoVile ""] RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. aw fuck yeah! |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:40pm - succubus ""] That's another reason why I didn't wake up aaron for our morning shower...though I've peed on him too..lol... |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] why don't old people have sex in the morning? have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?!?! nothing beats waking up to a blowjob, unless it's rich horror trying to pull a fast one. i wish i never stayed at the Y. |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:44pm - Dankill ""] Never had a problem with shower sex. No passing out. I can see the height differenxce being an issue. I'm like 5'9/5'10, but my luck has it for me falling for smaller girls. But then again, I kinda dig it when you can pick em up easier and be inventive. Morning sex rules. The breath could be an issue, but like Pam said, mints on the nightstand solve that. Plus, when you're doing it doggy, sideways or her riding you, the breath becomes a non issue for the most part. Great way to start the day, weekends in particular. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:46pm - RichHorror ""] BornSoVile said:RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. aw fuck yeah! This man knows. |
| ___________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:46pm - Dankill ""] Wait, Mark raised the bar. A Wake up via Blow Job RULES |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dankill said:Wait, Mark raised the bar. A Wake up via Blow Job RULES ESPECIALLY when you can go right back to bed afterwards, haha. |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:47pm - RichHorror ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:nothing beats waking up to a blowjob, unless it's rich horror trying to pull a fast one. i wish i never stayed at the Y. That was the most magical summer of your life. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] that shit wasn't magic, that was skraight up RAPE son! |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:50pm - RichHorror ""] It was magic because now you see your donger, now you don't. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2007 10:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] bye bye d0ng3rz ELL OH ELL |
| _________________________________ [May 17,2007 12:14am - tylerl ""] another great reason for morning sex, odds are it's gonna be the best boner you have all day |
| _____________________________________ [May 17,2007 12:16am - BornSoVile ""] RichHorror said:BornSoVile said:RichHorror said:Eating a girl out before work is funny, especially if you have a beard/goatee. Because the juices dry and you forget about them but the next thing you know it looks like you ate pizza crust. aw fuck yeah! This man knows. floss my teeth with that shit! |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2007 12:44am - Lamp ""] I never got morning wood. When I worked at 3 in the morning I would go to work, then come home and I would get "after work wood" for some reason though. |
| __________________________________________ [May 17,2007 5:46am - Dwellingsickness ""] anonymous said:[img] Now that is priceless:bow: |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2007 10:32am - Yeti ""] hooker nibbling penis said:I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit. ha. I am too tall for shower sex. i have to bend and contort, its pretty weird. maybe thats why i almost pass out, the blood flow is cut from various places so i can contort them. |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2007 10:37am - the_reverend ""] and then your legs kill |
| ____________________________________ [May 17,2007 10:42am - ariavette ""] hooker nibbling penis said:I'm too tall for shower sex. If I try to nail a girl standing up I end up looking like a greyhound trying to take a shit. haha... i try to avoid looking behind to see the akwardness of that position.. if i look i laugh and that's a sure fire way to end the session immediately |
| ______________________________ [May 17,2007 10:43am - pam ""] This thread has taught me that Carina is a dirty, dirty, girl. |
| _______________________________ [May 17,2007 10:43am - Yeti ""] no way. levity makes the situation hotter. |
| _________________________________ [May 17,2007 11:52am - Raycm ""] If you can't stay in a position too long you could always say something like..." Why does your sister have bigger nipples" so that she tightens up and you get off faster. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2007 12:41am - Dankill ""] Too tall my ass. Pick her up, put her to the wall and destroy. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 19,2007 9:59am - WhyamIandasshole nli ""] Shower sex is always cooler in my head. Then we try it and she has to be on her tippy toes and I have to do a horse stance. It ends up just being a pain in the ass. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 20,2007 8:01am - WhyamIandasshole nli ""] There at it again. I hate getting up early. |