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MassUnderground.com's "Top 5 Local Bands"

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[Apr 11,2003 2:07pm - A_Cold_Reality ""]
Check it out, http://www.massunderground.com/article.php?story=20030410144419803
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[Apr 11,2003 2:26pm - XmikeX ""]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAABWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA THEY SAID RAVAGE! holy living fuck thats the gayest thing i've ever heard. not just regular gay, full blown Liberace gay.

TERRIBLE
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[Apr 11,2003 2:35pm - the_reverend ""]
I like the banner made up of all pictures I took.
Though, I probably said they could and I just don't remember right now.
mike, is there a reason, I don't know ravage?
I thought the only think in malden was a t-stop
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[Apr 11,2003 3:21pm - baneofexistence ""]
rev

ravage are pretty decent and i dig em good power metal great guitar playing

disclaimer!!!
this is only my opinion (jim ash) and has nuthing to do with my band AT ALL please hold any shit against me and only me thansk you and have a good day
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[Apr 11,2003 6:10pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
in my opinion RAVAGE are fucking awesome
they are one of the only bands i will ever see live, no matter who they play with

plus they are some of the most decent people on earth

my friend phil (formerly of Cruelty Divine) might play drums for them, but nobody liked his band either because they weren't fagcore enough like all the other bands from massachusetts

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[Apr 11,2003 6:33pm - baneofexistence ""]
so i guess you won't be there sunday huh joe HMMMMMMMMM
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[Apr 12,2003 10:16am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
should I be the asshole and post the top 5 worst local metal bands?
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[Apr 12,2003 6:07pm - Dan  ""]
yes joe, yes you should:shocker:
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[Apr 12,2003 7:29pm - hamburgler  ""]
funny to see those bands have been around for so long and not signed.....gee i wonder why......maybe cause they all SUCK! har har har

seriously life in vain is good and a cold reality is ok..but the rest come on give me a break, they should all give up cause before they know it they'll be fifty years old doing the same thing and never getting anywhere, point is ravage and the accursed is gay and blisterd earth are lazy old men
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[Apr 12,2003 11:53pm - xmikex ""]
seriously, has blistered earth even played a show since metalfest 2 years ago? has ravage done ANYTHING significant in the 800000 years they've been playing? Besides of course playing jarrods and other useless venues in front of the same 8 people (their huge fanbase they keep claiming they have). If they're so amazing why can't their band get anywhere past open mic night at Sydneys or whatever. All I can picture when I hear that band is a bunch of d&d kids prancing around on stage in costumes at the newton community center. TERRIBLE. Life in Vain i've never even heard, and i've never heard anyone even mention them except for occasional scattered show listings. A Cold Reality is a fun time, and they're awsome kids, but i don't know if i'd place them as one of the top 5 metal bands in mass.

My analysis: this list was compiled by someone who doesn't get out much.
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[Apr 13,2003 11:21am - baneofexistence ""]
i agree mikex
but yes blistered earth has played a few shows recently but not to many they will be opening on the halford metal gods show with us actually
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[Apr 13,2003 3:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
and actually, ravage does have a big fan base. funny you should say its only 8 people since you never go to their shows.

and they will be doing a split with the almighty disengaged to be released on NC either later this year or early next year

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[Apr 14,2003 11:32am - XmikeX ""]
you're right joe, i don't goto ravage shows. and i never will.
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[Apr 14,2003 12:38pm - A_Cold_Reality ""]
haha, ravage, maybe if al ravage could actually sing, they've been playing since the earlyt 90s or something, atleast they show perserverance. Wait until you hear new ACR material, you will be surprised!
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[Apr 14,2003 7:19pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
if you dont think al ravage can sing then go download their new song so you can be proven wrong

www.mp3.com/swwr

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[Apr 14,2003 9:27pm - A_Cold_Reality ""]
singing on cd, singign live is 2 way different things, i think ravage's music is actually good, the guitar work is really good, the voice though, ehh, if you going for an iron maiden/helloween/hammerfall sound, you're gonna need a ridicuously good singer
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[Apr 16,2003 3:20pm - thegreatspaldino ""]
blistered earth is a pretty good band. i saw them at that blind guardian show... they ripped that place up. the accursed is pretty good too... they have a "the crown" type of feel. a cold reality kicks ass... justin is right, their new material will make you leave skidmarks in your skibbies. i havent heard that one band and ravage has gotten enjoyable. before i didnt really dig them, but now they are pretty good. i didnt really think their drummer was solid enough but now i guess he left so yeah... also, their bassist looks hella gay. but yeah, all is well enough...
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[Apr 17,2003 6:23pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
i don't think al ravage is going for that kind of singing
picture it as danzig meets iron maiden
and i have seen ravage live more then a dozen times
he definately can sing, studios cant alter a voice enough to make it good
most those cheesecore bands just whisper when they try to sing over the clean parts and it sounds retarded
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[Apr 17,2003 8:11pm - AlRavage ""]
To xmikex and any of his 1 and 1 half bit toadies...
Greetings from Al Ravage,
First of all....anyone who makes fun of Blistered Earth or The Accursed...especially behind their back...especailly on a message board...is a 3 year old dickwad who deserves to be shit on. Those are great bands. You can say what you will about my band, I really don't give a shit, because I know we have the talent and the dedicated awesome fans of true metal you could only dream of xmikex.Lots of good bands were left off...Bane of Existence and My Pet Demon among them. But it was someone's OPINION. I see you still have a problem accepting that. I'm sorry to see you still hold grudges from years ago...from someone who was not associated with my band...writing a review of your band. You didn't handel it maturely then and you sure aren't now...making fun of local bands....what a lame ass. Stop being a playa hating 3 year old whinnign ninny and maybe you'll be able to keep a band of your own together. Grow up.
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[Apr 17,2003 8:35pm - XmikeX ""]
"dedicated awesome fans of true metal you could only dream of xmikex"

you got me. i dream of "true metal fans". if you're gonna go and talk about OPINIONS recognize first off that im expressing MY OPINION, unfortunately for you my opinion doesn't include your band on any toplist besides the top 5 Color Me Bad impersenator bands.

my opinion. eat it gay guy.
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[Apr 17,2003 10:21pm - AlRavage ""]
I'm glad you've got your quotation skills down mikey, maybe next we'll work on citation, or if that is too tough, some other basic facets of literacy such as reading closely. For if you read my message closely you would have noted:yoda: that I clearly do not give a shit what you think of my band. I just find it hilarious that you continue to bring us up, and that you are now sadly attempting to mock some of the area's other good bands. :bartmoon: High school forever it seems :yoda: It's fun though, take me back to the summer of 1999 or whenever the hell it was. Have a nice life, maybe I'll check back in in 5 years when you're still harping on about ravage and the mff and how real metal bands suck. Till then, Ravage In Peace.:point:
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[Apr 17,2003 11:28pm - XmikeX ""]
i love how i come on this site, lambgoat, and other messageboards, and just spout the most ridiculous bullshit for no other reason than to take a five minute break from writing papers, and doing homework, and people take it so very seriously.

Do you people honestly think that I am capable of having such intense emotions about people and bands that I don't even know? I say some of the absolute most assinine things in my capacity for the sole reason of being a dick and saying them. Yet somehow, amidst all my diatribic nonsense, people feel the need to dignify it with a response time and time again. You have no idea just how hilarious that is; picturing you at your keyboard with some big frowny face on smashing a string of 3rd grade insults (which are all included in somehow proving that your maturity exceeds mine) into your keyboard while you yell out loud "This 3 paragraph long response to some guy i barely even know is the perfect way to prove just how much I DON'T care what he has to say." all gives me a chuckle that only aids patients can top.

The icing on the cake is that you said MFF and were serious about it. Congratulations, you've just been sucked back into an argument that was moronic 3 years ago, and holds an inhumanly retarded status now. Way to be mature. Way to be the bigger man. Way to not sink to my level. Way to not be the worst band of all time. you go girl.

and don't talk to me about citation. im an english minor and yes i truly believe that that makes me a better person than you.

screw.
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[Apr 18,2003 2:27am - Terence ""]
I know this dude, that has an away message, that says, "I teabag mad dudes." hah nice.:tightiewhities:
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[Apr 19,2003 9:28am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
MORE FORCE FEST!!! YEAH!!!

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[Apr 19,2003 9:39am - thegreatspaldino ""]
hire a bunch of hookers and start up a "more whores fest"... that would be bad ass :spineyes:
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[Apr 19,2003 11:12am - Hybrid ""]
i downloaded those mp3's, i have to say ravage has improved since i last heard them. it was probably about two years ago.... and it was fucking horrible. it made me want to vomit in a bag and throw it at them. but like i said, they have improved alot.
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[Apr 19,2003 12:11pm - baneofexistence ""]
there was a show called the gore whore fest a few yers ago in lowell it had on it
btss
b.o.e
acephalus
goratory
twytch
and a few oters i think
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[Apr 19,2003 6:53pm - tyagxgrind ""]
Hey to get back to the subject of Best New Underground Band.... how come they are not even considering other sick bands from the area... ie. Ascendency, Dysentery, Shading The End, Ocean Of Innards, In Dire Need or any of that shit??? I'd be interested in finding out? Its Funny. Devon (TYAG)
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[Apr 19,2003 7:20pm - baneofexistence ""]
i actually thought the same thing
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[Apr 19,2003 9:18pm - thegreatspaldino ""]
ascendancy's technical prowess makes my phallus limp with jealousy :(
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[Apr 20,2003 1:14am - Terence ""]
hahaha, yes we tend to be the fretboard acrobats, thanks for the kind words guys, there are way too many bands out there that dont get the recognition they deserve, we all work so hard and get little in return. Its a friggin jungle out there.
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[Apr 20,2003 6:02am - thegreatspaldino ""]
no problem man... i saw you way back in the day when you played at sydney's when you were a two piece. i was blown away by your ability to shred like you do and bust out vocals. something people dont really do anymore. also... werent you guys supposed to be releasing a new demo or something? i want a copy :spineyes:
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[Apr 20,2003 3:03pm - Terence ""]
yeah man, weve had a new demo for a while, we're selling them for 5 bucks a piece, we havent been getting any responses from labels, so we might as well just release our own full length, but thats sometime in the future...I have to get off my ass and set up some shows again, i cant stand not playing shows
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[Apr 20,2003 3:14pm - jesus ""]
dont forget dysentery when setting something up \m/
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[Apr 20,2003 8:00pm - tyagxgrind ""]
Hehe yeah TYAG is look for shows as well. this time we'll actually play them. Sorry about last time. Devon (TYAG)
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[Apr 20,2003 8:50pm - AlRavage ""]
Ascendancy deserves to be up there:skull:
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[Apr 21,2003 12:19am - xmikex ""]
MY top 5 Mass ""METAL"""" band list:

5. Ascendancy (for being the fastest thing Mass has ever seen)
4. Bane of Existence (just because)
3. Terminally Your Aborted Ghost (for coming up with some really great death grind without ripping off skinless)
2. In Dire Need (for being one of the most visually and auibly exciting bands i've ever seen in mass, if not ever and doing everything in their power to come up with new things and push their music further)
1. The Red Chord (for being one of the most innovative bands i've ever heard and for undoubtedly being one of the hardest working "metal" bands i've ever seen. They started off as absolute nobodies, and they worked their way from the ground up on nothing but pure effort. Now they're selling out shows at the palladium, but they're never too good to stop and say whats up to me.)

criteria for this list: bands that can be classified as metal (not metalcore) and are currently active.

thats the top 5 list. if your band isn't on it it's probably because you suck.
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[Apr 21,2003 3:32am - Terence ""]
ok, not like it matters or anything, but here is my top 5 in Mass Metal

5. Random Acts of Violence...not many people know about them, some really talented thrash.

4. Dysentery...some of the most brutal shit, from like, kids that are in high school, for Christs sake.

3. Upon Crimson Wings...they've def. come a long way, from opening shows, now to headlining them.

2. Bane of Existence...they've def. got what it takes to be signed to a major metal record label.

1. Eternal Suffering...yeah, they arent around anymore, but to me they will always be the nastiest thing that ever came out of Mass. The sickest pits, the nastiest breakdown/tech/blasting ever. Along with Sevenday Curse, these guys created metal as we know it in Mass.

there it is...just my list though. Here are a few runners up...

Despoilment...a bunch of good shits creating some sick death metal.
Phantom Limb...2 piece ultra tech death/black metal. check them out.
Life at Zero...yeah, they're from NH, but still, they're my boys.
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[Apr 25,2003 8:54am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
ok i have decided to be the asshole and list what I think are the worst 5 local bands:

5-the midnight creeps
4-the knox
3-the lot 6
2-in dire need
1-discordia

if i had my way all those bands and everyone associated with them would die a slow and painful death
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[Apr 25,2003 9:34am - tyagxgrind ""]
In Dire Need??? Come on? WTF. Good Kids, Good Band. I could think of FAR WORSE bands from our area.... hm.... Devon (TYAG)
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[Apr 25,2003 10:11am - thegreatspaldino ""]
damn... In Dire Need is intense. i can think of 20 bands that are way crappier than IDN was before IDN had their first practice. In Dire Need is good shit... i almost murdered about 78 newborn babies when i first saw them live they were that brutal.
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[Apr 25,2003 5:36pm - No Life recs  ""]
December Wolves
Watchmaker
Backstabbers Inc (NH)
Trap Them And Kill Them
Adolf Satan
You're Fired
Hirudinea
Witch Tomb
Ninnixu
Psychosadistic Haterapist
Microphallus
Kevorkians Angels
Gonkulator
Pestiferous
Martyrvore
Erotonomicon
Aiwass
Scum Bitch

These are the bands I listen to and like from MA. Not much else in MA that is really my taste, but I will list some bands that deserve credit and are good at what they do.

Upon Crimson Wings
Accursed
Ascendancy
A Cold Reality
Bane Of Existence
La Minita Cartel (NH, ex Id)
there are probably a few others I can't remember

Almost every other "metal" band is "death metal for hc kids", "Gothenburg MA melodic metal", or moshy brutal death metal which has been rehashed for the past ten years.

Infestation (RIP)
Desolate (RIP)
Grief (RIP)
AC (RIP)
Cyhyreath (RIP)
Cursed For Eternity (RIP)
Psycho (RIP)
Withering Spring (RIP)
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[Apr 25,2003 9:12pm - the_reverend ""]
Microphallus should win just for the name...
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[Apr 25,2003 10:25pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
woah cool, you named kevorkian's angels. thats awesome, i thought nobody liked them because they didnt buy their music at hot topic like the other 'grindcore' bands from the area
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[Apr 25,2003 11:01pm - XmikeX ""]
hot topic sells music. i thought they concentrated mostly on tshirts with unwitty vampire slogans.

"i brake for vampires"
"vampires are people too"
"got blood?"
"look out im a vampire"
"abercrombie and vampire"
"who cares if my pants are the size of rhode island im a vampire"
"blah blah blah.........VAMPIRE"

okay i made those up.
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[Apr 26,2003 12:29am - the_reverend ""]
so for shit n' gigles, I just went to hottopic.com
a static lullaby is on the front page and I believe that that's chan from iRANACH on the right.

WOW!!! they have a "plus/extended sizes" probably cause being a goth and a female means
a) you are fat
b) you have acne
c) you are fat
d) you are bi
[img]hm..[img]hm..[img] hm..[img] hmm... [img]
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[Apr 26,2003 10:17am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
haha, female goth fans really are fat, its so true.

everyonce and a while there is a wicked hot goth girl, but of course she always ends up either being wicked fucking crazy and not capable of being involved in society, or is a lesbian, or both.

i thought hot topic does sell music, but I was more mocking the image of some bands, who care more about looking like homeless women then they do about writing good music.
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[Apr 26,2003 11:54am - tyagxgrind ""]
Psychosadistic Haterapist
Microphallus
Scum Bitch

Funniest cyber grind or porn/anti gay bands in Mass. I wish they actually could play shows if it was possible.

My band TYAG, is a 125% Devourment rip-off Death/Grind for hardcore kids only, we know it, its still fun, better than only playing metalcore for hardcore kids I guess.

Definatly all our lyrics about pathological and forensic stuff and other shit, were trying to stay trendy really. I forgot goregrind is trendy now anyways but whatever.

*Please come to our site and say shit about our crappy band, and go to our shows and make fun of the hardcore dancing, besides I'd rather just have 300 motionless kids stairing at me.

Devon (TYAG) http://www.tyag.cjb.net/ - tyagxgrind@hotmail.com

HOT TOPIC RULEZ!!!!!
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[Apr 26,2003 3:40pm - Ninkaszi187  ""]
Wow, No Life recs is awesome and knows some shit.

Scum Bitch did play some shows with Drew/Microphallus on vocals. I think Scum Bitch are still around, but without Drew. Psychosadistic Haterapist is my brother Jay, and Drews band. Jay is the other main member of our black/grind/thrash band Hirudinea.

One day soon me, Jay, Drew, and Ben (Hirudinea/Witch Tomb/Erotonomicon/Aiwass) are going to start a real goregrind band in the vein of old Impetigo, Gut, Butcher ABC, Vomito, demo/first album era Carcass, Kutabre, old Pungent Stench, and Repulsion. Kind of a continuation, but better Mortified (our old grind band 96-99). Lack of time is the only thing stopping it. Then we will play all these gay, I mean awesome "death/grind" shows, show all the high school bands how it's done, and hopefully fight the crowd while we sloppyplay our awesome original songs. Hook us up with a hardcore death metal show man! YEAH!!!!
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[Apr 26,2003 4:06pm - tyagxgrind ""]
For all you true HARDCORE gore/noise/grind here is what we all should buy....

Microphallus/Grossmember split 7" is out now on Fudgeworthy Records. 4 new tracks from each band. pale gray/blue marble vinyl. $5 US $7 World.
Fudgeworthy Records
8 Stevin Dr.
Woburn, MA
01801 USA
Copies available from Microphallus as well: phalluscore@hotmail.com
www.microphallus.net/

- Should be a cool time.

I more like LYMPHATIC PHLEGM, ULCERRHOEA, FECULENT GORETOMB, NVE, FECULENCE, AUTOPHAGIA, AMOEBIC DYSENTERY, NECROBESTIALITY, PIGSTY, MINCING FURY..., TU CARNE, DECOMPOSING SERENITY, shit like that, I guess that makes me a poser. Hmmm. Whatever. Crappy, I mean awesome Death/Grind is the way to go!!! Play hardcore shows to find new people who may like the same things as your band, wicked gay. Maybe I should buy a pitchshifter, get a drum machine, weird harmonics, and I'll be all set.

-Devon (TYAG) - tyagxgrind@hotmail.com
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[Apr 26,2003 4:26pm - the_reverend ""]
the funny thing is... I thought you said "pitchshifter" as in the band.
pitchshifter's CD industrial got me "into" metal beyond heavy metal when it came out in 91.
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[Apr 26,2003 5:27pm - Ninkaszi187  ""]
Yeah hardcore gore heavy rock grind!

Psychosadistic Haterapist/Decomposing Serenity split seven inch ot soon on Fudgeworthy.
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[Apr 26,2003 5:40pm - tyagxgrind ""]
Hey Ninkaszi187, whats your AIM, mine is SevenDeadlySins1, our bands should play shows eventhough mine is wicked crappy. Were hoping to go down to RI sometime. I'm definatly going to see Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition when they play there in a few months with Brodequin and Suffering Bastard maybe too (I gotta talk to Chris though first see if they are playing that) haha Devon (TYAG)
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[Apr 26,2003 6:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
suffering bastard is awesome, and i dont even know your band, so dont assume i was talking about you.

hirudinea is cool, i saw them a few of times, unfortunately missed their last show with watchmaker and some other bands.

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[Apr 26,2003 8:34pm - Ninkaszi187  ""]
My SN is Ninkaszi187. I haven't heard your band but I will check it out soon when I can get to a good comp. I didn't call you a poser, nor do I think the bands that I dont like are. We'd be up for any show, we don't care who we play with. Hirudinea will be playing the SCD show in RI. I can't wait for that.

http://www.pissedonpornstars.com
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[Apr 28,2003 9:42pm - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Hamburgler: You are a douche, why dont you walk up to one of the accursed and tell them they're gay...go ahead. And The Accursed have been around for about a year and are talking to a label now. So next time you wanna flap that useless slit in your face, check your facts. Next.

xmikex: The fact that you think The Red Chord and In Dire Need are metal is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. People take you so seriously because you spend 9/10ths of your life talking shit about hard working bands you know nothing about. Weren't you in Letters From The Dead?? You have NO place to say a goddamn thing about anyones musical talents. The list says top 5 METAL bands, not top 5 grind/hardcore/screamo bands. Tim was speaking of real metal when he made that list, there are no sideways hats, double zero plugs and gay flock of seagulls haircuts in metal, stick to your hall shows junior. In the meantime you and AIDS should get aquainted.

Ravage are a hard working band, and I've never heard anything but compliments about Al and the rest of the guys from friends. They're a band playing Power Metal, which is virtually unheard of around here and you fashioncore cunts can say whatever you want, they're going to keep right on doing what they're doing. You dont like it, go write another shitty song.

So go ahead, post whatever you want about me, cause I know none of it will ever be said to my face. Hail True Metal!
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[Apr 29,2003 2:07am - A_Cold_Reality ""]
goddamn thats one pissed off chick
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[Apr 29,2003 11:16am - XmikeX ""]
Since when is metal not open to subjectivity?? If you want to call what bands like Ravage do "true metal" thats fine, you all can have "true metal". I've always referred to it as power metal, and I don't like power metal, I never have and I never will. Talent's one thing, but when the music just sounds like a gay pride parade marching through my ears I don't exactly feel an overwhelming need to listen to it. I'm nobodys mother here, I don't have to like anything, get it straight. Funny thing about opinions; everyone supports the right to have them until theirs get stepped on.

the red chord and in dire need are most certainly metal. their roots are in metal, they play metal, they are metal. The fact that they don't have long hair or leather pants shouldn't disqualify them from it. Neither should the fact that they have breakdowns and presumably target what you might call "hardcore kids". Probably because they don't have the ambition to dick around playing bar shows in front of 10 people trying to scrap together something called a "metal scene."

I grew up on the same "metal" that most of the kids in the "metal scene" did. Hell, Slayer has been my favorite band since I was 13, and still is. But if metal is about hanging out at bars watching "true metal" bands try and pull off iron maiden covers, and looking down on other people for not having guitar solos then metal can blow me. I've been in metal bands before, I've seen what the so called "true metal" scene is capable of....a whole lot of talk, backed up by a whole lot of sitting around. not to mention a whole lot of whining that even makes emo kids look half respectable.

you can have your top list, i'll have mine. you can have your taste in music, i'll have mine. if you don't like it, well then who's problem is that?....not mine.
way to get mad about me saying ridiculous shit (once again)
way to dig up a thread that no one cared about anymore
way to take music way too seriously
way to cry because i didn't like your friends band
all in all way to go

i have absolutely nothing to prove to any of you.
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[Apr 29,2003 2:49pm - the_reverend ""]
this thread is such a downer...
xxxdarkknightxxx come in and tell everyone to hug and smoke the dank
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[Apr 29,2003 5:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Scum Bitch is awesome... Wayne should write greeting cards for Hallmark.

"Going into the Kindergarten and making the little whores get naked and jerk me off while I fist them and then cut off their tits"

I'd buy one.
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[Apr 29,2003 9:47pm - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
...Im actually a very nice person..hahaha

xmikex- Does it hurt with your head that far up your ass?

First of all: The Red Chord...not metal. Their roots...lets see, Ictus...HARDCORE BAND. Blow.

In Dire Need: The furthest thing from metal ever, also the most over rated band in this state. I'm glad they're having success, They're very nice guys but you know what? I'm not going to swing from their nuts like every fashioncore kid in MA. Sorry. They're not metal, you fail.

Sodom...metal
Old Mans Child....metal
Impaled Nazarene....metal
Dragonlord, Soilwork, Darkane, Immolation, God Dethroned, Carnal Forge, Kreator, Destruction, Carcass, Death, Arch Enemy, Immortal, Gorelord, Nile, Morbid Angel, The Haunted, At The Gates....all metal
In Dire Need....fucking HARDCORE

Class Dismissed.


And before you run your mouth about bands like The Accursed sitting on their ass why dont you check your facts first. They only play in bars with 3 people? Oh yeah, thats why they had a huge crowd banging their heads at the NJ MetalFest last month right? Thats why they're playing Milwaukee MetalFest this year right? They sit on their ass? Thats why they havent stopped writing, playing out, and mailing press kits since they formed right? I guess Metal Maniacs had no idea what they were doing when they featured The Accursed last month huh? Yeah they play to small crowds at some shows, thats what happens to bands. Not every show is packed. How about I go fetch you some quotes of Guy talking about playing to virtually empty venues, it happens to every band. You dont have to like anyone, theres a difference between saying "I dont like this band" and "Your band sucks you have no talent and because youre metal that must mean you sit on your ass."

So basically what your stupid ass is trying to say is that metal can "blow you" if it means not having a huge crowd at every show? You know what that makes you...a scenester. You're saying that bands should stop playing the music they love to play because little faggots that look like Good Charlotte don't go to their shows and spin kick girls in the face? Yeah...you suck. You. AIDS. Get going.

And saying "Oh Im metal because Slayer has been my favorite band since blah blah blah" is about the most trendy defense on earth. Pick something else, you sir, are not metal.

And you get something straight, I dont give a fuck if you like my friends band, or any other band. Frankly we'd rather you dont. Stay in your hall shows where you belong, but if you dont want people calling you out maybe you should stop saying bands that could play circles around you and any band you've been in have no talent. You wanna say something, try being able to back it up instead of talking out of your ass. Or maybe you should say it to their face instead of hiding behind message boards? I simply enjoy making chumps like yourself look like a bitch, I wont be losing any sleep over what you think.

Im done now Aaron, bring on the sunshine and hugs. See you this sunday. \m/
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[Apr 29,2003 9:59pm - jesus ""]
:middlefinger:
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[Apr 29,2003 10:16pm - Dave Maggot  ""]
...ok, heres my 2 cents on this whole thing that should've ended 60 cents ago. now i love you all. some of you less then others, some more. some of you i don't know yet. but for the love of everything bands work hard for. shut the fuck up.! please. nothing but constant shit talk in all directions in this fucking state makes me wanna go soft rock. its been endless, all the way back to when i was in my first band here. people shit talk about shit talking. its ridiculous. as a member of the metal community, group of local musicians, "scene" or whatever the fuck its called these days, just please give it a fucking rest. now i usually say positive things here. but i too can be corrupted. so, yeah. fuck! :gun:
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[Apr 29,2003 10:44pm - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Now Dave, You've know me for what? 9 years? You know no one can shut me up when it comes to metal arguments...hehe. I love ya :satancross: Hail UCW!
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[Apr 29,2003 10:48pm - XmikeX ""]
haha there is is again in my head...that image of people stamping out some little message to me about how much of an asshole I am because I don't like what they like, with their mad face on....hilarious.

lets see shall we:
A. speaking of getting facts straight, I never said anything about the Accursed. They're obviously a very talented band, their drummer (from my understanding) taught Eric IDN to play drums. I'm hardly a fan of their music, and if prompted to I'd make that known, but for the purpose of this argument I never said anything about the Accursed....oh shit, did that just ruin half your statement? my bad.

and for the record, any band willing to cough up enough money, or with a label willing to do the same can play milwakee metal fest. i know this, did you? coal chamber played milwakee too, i don't see you polishing their scene points.

B. in dire need most certainly got it's roots from metal. Ross (who founded the band) was in Vengence in Blood, and Beyond the Sixth Seal to name a few bands. Eric was in Thousands Shall Fall. Dave was in VIB too. What they play is death grind. May not be Deicide, but hey, here's a radical thought.....maybe every death band shouldn't sound like Deicide....maybe. and if there are any "fashioncore kids" in the IDN fanbase they are a minority.

C. the red chord drew alot of their influences from hardcore GIVEN, but a majority of their influences came from death metal. Old Red Chord was a much better example of their metal influences, but they're still very much there and they're far from being your a-typical ""metalcore"" band.

D. hardcore to me is madball, buried alive, strife, slapshot etc. Not a band with slam death breakdowns, grind riffs, blast beats and an 8 foot tall cape verdean kid screeching and growling (i.e. in dire need). They're a metal band that appeals to hardcore kids for the same reason Dying Fetus and Internal Bleeding do...they're fun. That seems to be the mysterious factor that has evaded people like you who think you're perpetuating some righteous cause by bashing other people in defense of "true metal"....i listen to what I listen to because it's fun. Talent is great. Talent is wonderful. Everyone can appreciate talent to some extent. But the bottom line is, if it's not fun to listen to, if the shows aren't fun to goto then why bother? Standing around banging my head and yelling "PANTERA" at some band at a bar isn't fun to me.

E. ""And you get something straight, I dont give a fuck if you like my friends band, or any other band. Frankly we'd rather you dont.""
Works for me dood, seems to me like you're the one having a hard time letting it go.

F. ""but if you dont want people calling you out maybe you should stop saying bands that could play circles around you and any band you've been in have no talent.""
Said it before, and i'll say it again. I love arguing with you people. I really do. It's actually pretty good warm ups for all the papers I have to write for school. Secondly, I never accused anyone of being talentless, If I said anything I said they sucked. because they do.....they suck. if i said so, then thats my opinion. if i didn't, don't put words in my mouth.

G.""Or maybe you should say it to their face instead of hiding behind message boards? ""
So now I have to register all of my opinions with bands personally? Pffft. Theres lots of bands that I think suck, and I don't owe them a thing. I don't owe it to them to take the time to find out who they are, approach them and then explain to them in critical detail the hows and whys of my feelings on their capacity to suck. If you'd like to pay for my airfare and expenses so I can travel to Sweden to personally inform Dimmu Borgir that they suck then I'm all for it. Otherwise you've got nothing. Or better yet how about you establish a metal complaint department for everyone to register and file their complaints?
Lemme ask you.....every time you've heard a band that sucks....do YOU goto their houses and tell them how awful they are? nope.

H. I've been going to metal shows since I was 14. I've got nothing to prove to you lady i don't even know. But once again, you can keep the title "metal" and wear it around like the burger king crown that it is, i don't need it. Maybe it's an alien concept to you, but I don't need a pile of Hammerfall cds to define myself.

I. you got wicked mad and sunk to my level, perhaps beneath it. i win. again.
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[Apr 29,2003 11:06pm - Dave Maggot  ""]
:bartnormal::gun: i'll pull the fucking trigger. i'll do it. i'm a man on the edge. say goodnight to your world famous spiky haired raggamuffin. mwahahahaha
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[Apr 29,2003 11:12pm - XmikeX ""]
I told ya I'd shoot....BUt ya didn't believe me....WHYYYYYYY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME
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[Apr 29,2003 11:17pm - Dave Maggot  ""]
:duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer: i got a lot of beer, :gun: a gun. and susanne summers. i'm taking of to mexico. goodbye massachusetts. i shall be returning in 6 years as pedro the mexican cat salesman.
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[Apr 30,2003 12:20am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Haha yeah whatever Kid. You've said The Accursed sucked before and I was only using them as an example of your attack on metal bands in general. And yes I know you pay to play the metal fests, which requires work to come up with the money for the show, on top of hotel rooms, transportation and food money for a whole weekend. Its called dedication.

And wow, I'd love to see you tell Dimmu they suck. If I had the money I'd fly you there just so I could watch them losen your grill. Please, drum better than Nik Barker...go on....oh wait, you cant. Thats right.

And hold on, I want to laugh at this again:

"and if there are any "fashioncore kids" in the IDN fanbase they are a minority"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I passed that one around for lots of people to laugh at. I must have been so drunk I was imagining all those douche's when I saw IDN. (Who by the way I stood there and watched because unlike most ppl, I stick around for bands even when they're not the flavor of the month) Hmmm...mad face...nope I'm definatly laughing. I'm not sinking to your level, I'm enjoying making you say more stupid shit so me and my friends can make fun of you.

So when metalcore and hardcore go out of style and you leech onto something else, and the hard working metal bands are signed and touring doing what they love, you'll still be sitting at home pretending to write papers.

For the record I think you wont say it to peoples faces cause you know their crack yours open. Zing, later.
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[Apr 30,2003 12:29am - jesus ""]
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[Apr 30,2003 12:30am - XmikeX ""]
please direct me to the specific instance in which I said "The Accursed Sucks". If i remember correctly I said they fucked up on a cover of raining blood....and they did. it was still a fun time though, but obviously im a dispicable person for pointing it out. and obviously you'd be the authority on me and what I say because we're so very well acquainted.

and im definently afraid of guys i don't even know beating me up because i don't appreciate their band....definently. hypothetical situations rule.

to you i say:
[img]

hail satan
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[Apr 30,2003 12:33am - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""]
OK the gayness needs to stop, mike your right per usual, but death metal princess or whatever the hell your name is, you maam are simple. The accursed does suck, but why cant you look good and play metal at the same time hahahha. I dress well and litsen to bands like Neuro Visercal Exhumation, and feculent goretomb, and I also play in a death grind band. Dress has nothing to do with music, nor does spin kicking. So go home and continue to litsen to music that you believe is DEATH METAL!!!!!!!!!!:satancross::satancross::satancross:
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[Apr 30,2003 12:39am - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""]
By the way the only true metal person here i believe is the dude who Mentioned Gut. Amazing sewage porn grind band who pretty much started it all. Im gald to see more then a few people in mass know who bands like impetigo and gut are. Also props go out to you for respecting old carcass such as the ROP and SOS times. Hope to see you around. Keep it brutal :satancross:
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[Apr 30,2003 12:45am - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""]
And i forgot devon he knows his shit also, same with mike. ROAR!!!!!
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[Apr 30,2003 12:47am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Wow...the douche's are multiplying. Turn your hat foward there Turkey and then talk to me.
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[Apr 30,2003 12:50am - XmikeX ""]
top 5 most metal dooods on this board:

5. me cuz i rule.
4. The Rev.
3.Tom "RustedAngel"
2. Jim Ash BOE
1. SATAN
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[Apr 30,2003 12:55am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
By the way if A Cold Reality see's this, we got a spot for you guys at Jarrods on the 11th if you want it, I emailed whoever the site email goes to. Its with Anoxia, Ascendancy, The Accursed, and Despoilment.
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[Apr 30,2003 1:02am - XmikeX ""]
see these kids now with "Jive" printed on their shirts.
Pftt... Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive".You jive turkey. See? You got to sass it. Quit jivin' me,
turkey. You got to sass it. A "turkey" is a bad person.

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[Apr 30,2003 1:02am - Dave Maggot  ""]
i say a game of russian roulette can solve all of this. i'll go first. wait a second.
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[Apr 30,2003 1:03am - Dave Maggot  ""]
i say a game of russian roulette can solve all of this. i'll go first. wait a second.
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[Apr 30,2003 1:18am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
My bad: Turn your hat foward ya jive turkey, beeeitch.

Better? See I added the Beeeitch there for fun. :shocked:
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[Apr 30,2003 1:18am - xmikex ""]
and i quote

post by xmikex at Feb 2,2003 1:36am
......

The Accursed: I'll give them credit, they certainly do have alot of enthusiasm for metal. They have a ton of energy unlike alot of bands that play the same kind of music. They butchered a Slayer cover but it was still fun. i'm not into this band at all. but they looked like they were having fun.



holy crap....look who was wrong.
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[Apr 30,2003 1:21am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
And Dave Im just havin fun keep your pants on, have a hotdog and a hummer...
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[Apr 30,2003 1:24am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Fine, I'll take that, I was wrong about that.

You're just wrong about everything else. I'll thumb wrestle you, seriously you dont want that...
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[Apr 30,2003 1:24am - Dave Maggot  ""]
yeah yeah yeah
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[Apr 30,2003 1:27am - Dave Maggot  ""]
when bickering like that breaks out between two people you know and are friends with, it sucks. i hate that situation. pisses me off more than, stuff that...pisses me off....yeah
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[Apr 30,2003 1:29am - XmikeX ""]
i will thumb wrestle you into oblivion doood. my other thumb will totally come out of nowhere and smash your thumb with a minature steel chair. then i'll dress my pinky finger up as hulk hogan and atomic leg drop you.

whatcha gonna do brother?
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[Apr 30,2003 1:37am - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Dave...sugar...muffin...dollface...No one is launching missle attacks, neither of us are asking to chose a side, were just arguing metal on a message board, I can't think of anything better to do at 1:30 in the morning that doesn't involve a chainsaw and someones hot blonde nanny.

And your chair aint got shit on my poisionous snake, its gonna bite your ass....oh wait that was macho man. Fuckbeans.

Well my thumb will just dodge you until your yellow and moustache clad pinky dies of old age...how's that strike ya.

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[Apr 30,2003 1:44am - XmikeX ""]
yeah dave no one's asking you to choose a side......but in case you were wondering my side has plenty of free snacks, decoder rings, and the family guy dvd.

your jake the snake thumb will totally OD on coke and die. to even it out my ravishing rick rude thumb will have a heart attack. we'll sell tickets. and rent out the frammingham civic league.

piledrivers everywhere.
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[Apr 30,2003 2:03am - thegreatspaldino ""]
they are making new Ren and Stimpy episodes on TNN with the original cast and crew. its gonna fuckin rule :NEWHORNS:
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[Apr 30,2003 2:26am - mark fucking richards  ""]
all my fingers, including thumbs, are doublejointed and flexible. hence, i will reign supreme over all y'all in thumb wrestling. i'm as badass as the ultimate warrior BEFORE the papa shango incident...

hey mike, how are those free snacks and decoder rings doing? family guy dvd is good stuff...
pam, you need to get some good gimmicks. like...naked girls and...hmm...i dunno, just a bunch of naked girls. or naked girls with snacks? there ya go!

haha. the internet is a fun time.

i think this whole thread has, or should have, proven to all of us that opinions are both a wonderful thing and a bad thing at the same time. there is no fucking way to come up with a definite list of the top 5 metal bands in mass.; there isn't a way to come up with the top 5 any kind of band, since everyone will think differently and it's a form of art. art is all in the eye of the beholder, much like all the stuff written on this messageboard. i feel like fucking jerry springer during the 'final thought' segment...what the fuck, i need sleep.

my top 5:
upon crimson wings. 5x over, go listen!!!! (yeah that's not shameless self promotion...)
http://www.mp3.com/upon_crimson_wings
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[Apr 30,2003 8:52pm - necroprick  ""]
December Wolves
Cold Northern Vengeance
Martyrvore
Ninixu
Scattered Remnants
Desolate
Human Slaughter
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[Apr 30,2003 9:17pm - XmikeX ""]
cold northern vengeance....hooray for nazis :bartmoon:
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[May 1,2003 10:44am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
nazis are awesome, atleast they stand for something respectable, like slaughtering jews and bombing london.

not to mention Germans are the master race, who are we to question their motives?
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[May 1,2003 10:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
and for the record, IN DIRE NEED is ultra gay
they look, sound and act gay
everything about them screams 'PUT A COCK IN ME'
i don't care who knows i dislike that band with all my heart and soul
and i dont care how many priority scene points I lose because none of those kids ever would help me or my friends, but always email me when I have a show coming together

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[May 1,2003 10:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
and for the record, IN DIRE NEED is ultra gay
they look, sound and act gay
everything about them screams 'PUT A COCK IN ME'
i don't care who knows i dislike that band with all my heart and soul
and i dont care how many priority scene points I lose because none of those kids ever would help me or my friends, but always email me when I have a show coming together

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[May 1,2003 12:37pm - hamburgler  ""]
joe notcommon exactly who are you trying to impress by saying how much you hate idn? i mean come on man grow up. hearing this from a moron that went to a sevenday curse reunion show when infact the little faggot(meaning you) hated everyband that played, don't deny that cause you said yourself everyband was gay. thus concluding exactly who's dumb and is one of the things that ruins this scene? ding ding ding joe notcommon! people like you who try to run shows with dumb bands that will never get anywhere and act like the most elitest metal kid ever is something that will never let you gain any respect at all....... p.s. ravage is still quite possibly the gayest band from massachusetts and is disgracing the name boston metal
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[May 1,2003 2:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
i dont remember such a show, but i probably did say such a thing
and i am must have forgotten that in dire need was on their way to stardom, sorry for ruining your metal scene
in the meantime the metal scene i work in is doing great
but i better tell all the bands I know that they aren't going anywhere because in dire need is stealing all their fans and getting all their gigs


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[May 1,2003 3:15pm - hamburgler  ""]
uhhh not just in dire need is attracting kids to GOOD music in mass, here's some names to go by.....the red chord, unearth, death before dishonor, on broken wings, shading the end, bury your dead, and a lot more bands. sorry if long haired dudes that dress up like the citizens of p-town or bands that do boring long epic solo's doesnt appeal to a good majority of kids in mass. if you're brutal and heavy kids will like you, if you're just dumb and gay...hopefully you get the point. leave REAL metal to europeons anyways and besides what's your deal against idn anyways? do you not like kids that dress well playing death metal or are you just a biggot? i think the number two question suites you well
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[May 1,2003 5:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
everybody has their own opinion, who gives a shit.
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[May 2,2003 7:40am - thegreatspaldino ""]
*poops*
*hands someone the turd*

i just gave a shit
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[May 2,2003 9:23am - AlRavage ""]
I think that is the line of the century "...leave REAL metal to Europeans", Amen. Someone get me some freedom fries.
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[May 2,2003 10:27am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
i dont think a guy having long hair is as gay as a guy cuffing his pants above his socks and wearing really tight clothes.
and i actually, for the record, like brutal stuff.
in dire need just isn't good, plain and simple.
and i love how everyone was able to shit all over ravage, and if anyone said anything to them, it was just their opinion.
but when i shit all over a band you guys like, i am ruining the metal scene, your double standards are awesome, way to be hypocrites.

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[May 2,2003 11:03am - XmikeX ""]
the only band that matters is slayer

and the sweatpant boners
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[May 2,2003 12:20pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
the sweatpant boners haha
i read their interview, now i want to see them
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[May 2,2003 12:39pm - XmikeX ""]
"you know the fellas, in the slamma, they like to slamma, the bananna.....banana......tony danza"
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[May 2,2003 1:49pm - mark fucking richards  ""]
post by XmikeX at May 2,2003 11:03am

the only band that matters is slayer

and the sweatpant boners


this thread would have been dead a 100 posts ago if this was said earlier. pay attention to this statement...every band has a little slayer in em. it's like the christmas spirit...only not fruity, and more thrashy.
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[May 2,2003 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I think I'm going to kill and rape Hilary Duff. No one will ever know what happened to her until the authorities keep finding trash bags full of her washing ashore. It's the perfect plan.
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[May 2,2003 2:26pm - Get_SARS ""]
If I happen to find one of those trash bags before the FEDs, I'm going to put it on ebay, after I make a delicious duff milkshake. Make sure you equally distribute her excrement in each bag.
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[May 2,2003 2:37pm - XmikeX ""]
"all out war did the best thing any band could possibly do...they completely ripped off slayer" - stab master frank
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[May 2,2003 3:09pm - joostin ""]
what's wrong with In Dire Need's music?
you never stated what's the matter with their sound that makes them "gay" or "not good".
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[May 2,2003 3:24pm - joostin ""]
"Turn your hat foward ya jive turkey, beeeitch"
paul doesn't wear hats just silly faces:bartmoon:
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[May 2,2003 4:14pm - the_reverend ""]
I save this for special occations...
I would have pulled this out a while ago, but I thought this thread would die of natural causes...
[img]
second only to that March 16 in taunton mass thread from may 2002:
http://www.forum.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=56
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[May 4,2003 11:07am - DGN  ""]
Cold Northern Vengeance is not a nazi band
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[May 4,2003 10:32pm - XmikeX ""]
some guy on the metalfest nazi rally messageboard was advertising cold northern vengence as a nazi band....only he didn't use the word nazi he used something else that I didn't care to remember, one of those terms that so politely insults my intelligence with the notion that "Anti-Zionist" or "White Seperatist" is, by some rational, actually different from nazis.


whatever the politics of the band may or may not be i don't care. i don't plan on listening to it because it's probably not any good. so there you go. opinion...mine.
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[May 4,2003 11:06pm - necroprick  ""]
That is good Mike ...Cold Northern Vengeance was not meant for faggot hardcore kids anyways and do you even know what Zionism is? Your a fucking moron...
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[May 5,2003 5:31am - mark fucking richards  ""]
Why I'm still up, I don't know, but yeah...this thread is still alive and kickin'...

post by necroprick at May 4,2003 11:06pm

That is good Mike ...Cold Northern Vengeance was not meant for faggot hardcore kids anyways and do you even know what Zionism is? Your a fucking moron...


Hey, Mike listens to Slayer. It's ok, calm down. Oh and by the way, I guess spelling words correctly isn't meant for faggot necropricks...it's "You're," you ass. If YOU'RE going to criticize someone so harshly for their opinion, at least try to look a bit educated and not a complete ass. That's also a run-on sentence, tsk tsk. I'm not standing up for Mike here, since he's a big boy and can take care of himself, but I just thought I'd comment on the situation. Now you may call me funny names over the internet and i'll come back and call you a different funny name. Cuz that's what it's all about. :tightiewhities: yeah, underwear.
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[May 5,2003 11:31am - XmikeX ""]
works for me dooood, my musical tastes weren't meant for fake ass poser black metal bands that don't even have the balls to call themselves what they really are.

true norweigen black metal from new hampshire :satancross::bartmoon::satancross:
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[May 5,2003 12:40pm - DGN  ""]
I'm through debating 15 year olds that have nothing better to do than scream nazi on a message board. Because someone posted the name of the band on a white power board they MUST be a nazi band. I think you must be really bored with who you are as a person so you need to piss and moan about shit you don't even know about to give you some kind of thrill... If you don't like the band even though you have never even heard them that's fine but why cry about it ?
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[May 5,2003 12:53pm - XmikeX ""]
actually im 21, and if you don't have anything to prove to me you're doing a pretty terrible job of demonstrating it....just sayin. haha

have a good day not proving things to me.
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[May 5,2003 1:09pm - DeathMetalPriestess ""]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pegging your pants is gay
And so are all of you
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[May 5,2003 1:30pm - succubus ""]
This reminds me of the Rev and my trip to Toronto...he enjoyed coughing and telling people that he had SARS and managed to scare people that way :spineyes:

Can you feel the love in this thread?
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[May 5,2003 1:47pm - A_Cold_Reality ""]
this thread sux :bartnormal::gun::bartmoon::point:
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[May 5,2003 2:11pm - joostin ""]
oh ssssssssnap!
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[May 5,2003 2:22pm - Terence ""]
dumparoni this thread be:yoda:
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[May 23,2003 7:00pm - Mike Hunt  ""]
Sweat Pant Boners are the best band
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[Apr 15,2004 12:25pm - Anonymous  ""]
Hey Rev, Ian (massunderground.com admin) here. I'm pretty sure you said I could use those pics although it was over a year ago I made that banner so if I didn't, my bad. If you've got any issue with it being there let me know asap and we can work something out. I will add your photo taking credits somewhere on the site, and I believe RTTP is already linked somewhere in there too. Thanks.
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[Apr 15,2004 12:29pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
uh oh, digging up the past on the RTTP message board is dangerous
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[Apr 15,2004 12:40pm - Justin ACR  ""]
WTF????
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[Apr 15,2004 1:25pm - the_reverend ""]
yeah... random...
if I said you could, then I believe you...
sure, putting credits up somewhere would be cool.
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[Apr 15,2004 4:52pm - Terence ""]
I believe the top 5 best underground local bands are...

MASTAMINDZ
Moshy Mosh
Dystrophy
Killswitch Engage
Cradle of Filth

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[Apr 15,2004 5:08pm - blue ""]
i fucking LOVE mastamindz. but dont forget the blackstone valley crew.
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[Apr 15,2004 5:09pm - Dread_104 ""]
i think this was the greatest thread ever!!!
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[Apr 15,2004 5:12pm - Terence ""]
I THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE ANOTHER TOP 5 LIST....

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[Apr 15,2004 8:35pm - Dave Maggot  ""]
holy fuck, that was a year ago. wow
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[Apr 15,2004 11:04pm - XmikeX ""]
Top 5 List
1. Eastcide
2. Rumble
3. Honkeyball
4. Seventh Rail Crew
5. Powerman 5000
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[Apr 16,2004 12:06am - Brad ""]
haha Honkeyball

here's my list
1.Random acts of violence
2.Raising Kubrick
3.Teratism
4.the Abhorred
5.Hirudinea

though not all strictly metal, they all use distortion, so fuck you
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[Apr 16,2004 8:13am - the_reverend ""]
honkeyball... I forgot about them jackie chan!
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[Apr 16,2004 8:42am - Cryptic Warning  ""]
1. Random Acts of Violence
2. Goratory
3. Ravage
4. Terminally Your Aborted Ghost
5. Phantom Limb
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[Apr 16,2004 8:44am - Cryptic Anthony  ""]
woops I posted as Cryptic Warning... I meant this name.


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[Apr 17,2004 10:55am - assuck ""]
i'm gonna start a new thread about this
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[Apr 18,2004 11:15am - assuck ""]
blue said:i fucking LOVE mastamindz. but dont forget the blackstone valley crew.





AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLACKSTONE VALLEY CREW FOR LIFE, BEEYATCH.
They were the ones with all the songs about drinking 3 liter sodas from stop and shop, right?
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[Apr 18,2004 11:51am - these bands are tha shit  ""]
1.plague of emaciation
2. Terminally your aborted ghost
3. blackstone valley crue
4. sucka free sundays
5. yo mamma
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[Apr 18,2004 4:50pm - intricateprocess ""]
hahah spalding pounds 3 liters


haha 7th rail crew,goddamn they were terrible:gun:
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[Nov 5,2009 1:19am - Boris the living  ""]
fuck you for Ravage
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[Nov 5,2009 1:26am - RichHorror ""]
haha this thread ruled because Pam claimed Dimmu were tough.
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[Nov 5,2009 1:53am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Pam on the beach...

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(with a dream body)
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[Nov 5,2009 3:23am - MikeOv  ""]
Though created 6 years ago, this may win the award for the GAYEST thread ever. What a total shit show. Word life to Devon down in TN or wherever that kid might be these days. Appreciate him mentioning STE, and unfortunately we were unconcerned with scene stature because our priorities lied in school, girls, smoking weed, and listening to death & black metal.

14/88 niggaz.
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[Nov 5,2009 9:04am - reimroc ""]
pro bump
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[Nov 5,2009 9:06am - aril  ""]
This thread again? lol.
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[Nov 5,2009 9:16am - arktouros ""]

hamburgler said:leave REAL metal to europeons
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[Nov 5,2009 9:58am - FuckIsMySignature ""]

Cryptic%20Warning said:1. Random Acts of Violence
2. Goratory
3. Ravage
4. Terminally Your Aborted Ghost
5. Phantom Limb



still agree with this list... not so much on Ravage though.
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[Nov 8,2009 8:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I think I'm going to kill and rape Hilary Duff. No one will ever know what happened to her until the authorities keep finding trash bags full of her washing ashore. It's the perfect plan.


Bravo, Mike from 6 years ago. Bravo.
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[Nov 8,2009 9:57am - Pires ""]
Kill then rape? Or rape then kill? I think I know the answer but I'm just looking for a little clarity.
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[Nov 8,2009 10:08am - sinistas ""]
Phantom Limb was fucking awesome.

And for all the discussion on here, Ravage ends up on Metal Blade.
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[Nov 8,2009 3:32pm - dreadkill ""]
phantom limb ruled.
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[Nov 8,2009 3:53pm - aaron_michaelNLI  ""]
it's funny what 6 years can do to people.
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[Nov 8,2009 4:11pm - aaron_michaelNLI  ""]
To elaborate a little further, the days of Ascendency and Bane of Existence are gone(which is a shame) and the "fag" stylings of yesterday are now more prominent. Pants that fit(not tight or girly), sneakers, hats(not flatbrimmed, but practical), and the occassional breakdown thrown in with neckwork that's celebrated instead of shunned or sneered at. All these people are mixed with the Joe/NotCommon's Uniformed idea of metal listeners and there's little to no conflict.

6 years later and everyone who listens to Dark Angel to Devourment to As The Sun Sets to Belphagor to Therion all seem to have a say.

It's cute.
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[Nov 8,2009 5:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
The only difference is that Hilary Duff is not hot anymore. Fuck that old bitch.
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[Nov 8,2009 9:19pm - trioxin_245 ""]

dreadkill said:phantom limb ruled.


didnt alex beat up phantom limbs mom?
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[Nov 8,2009 10:54pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]

trioxin_245 said:
dreadkill said:phantom limb ruled.


didnt alex beat up phantom limbs mom?



he called her a cunt at a Chopping Block show
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[Nov 9,2009 3:37am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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