Some things to do before the upcoming Bush Inaugural[views:2613][posts:30]______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 8:36am - the_reverend ""] Some things to do before the upcoming Bush Inaugural: 1. Get that abortion you've always wanted. 2. Drink a nice clean glass of water. 3. Cash your Social Security check. 4. See a doctor of your own choosing. 5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild. 6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter. 7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying. 8. Hoard gasoline. 9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc. 10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now. 11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY! 12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can. 13. Stay out late before the curfews start. 14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident". 15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition. 16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America". 17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person. 18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper. 19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class. 20. Start your school day without a prayer. 22. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations. 22. Learn French. 23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends. 24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US. 25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list. 26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt. 27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive. 28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill". 29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:06pm - scream_bleed_repeat ""] all of those sound good excpet the polar ice caps. when and if the ice caps melt the water level will be the same if not lower because those ice caps are displacing water themselves right now. i know this is an asshole/geek thing to say but I hear way too many people talking about this worrying about it. I'd worry more about that "Big Spill" in Alaska you're talking about, those oil spills are fucking us up bad. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:10pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""] I plan on stockpiling weapons... Either that or flooring it to Canada. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:38pm - the_reverend ""] sbr, you are assuming that the polar caps are at sealevel (plus the different of volume in the ice). |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:42pm - pisscup ""] Oh you can fucking walk through Yosemite, that's cool, but jump of a goddamned cliff and your a bad guy. You facsist pig. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:46pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] you people make me sick |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:50pm - the_reverend ""] Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:52pm - __THeMoor__ ""] scream_bleed_repeat said:all of those sound good excpet the polar ice caps. when and if the ice caps melt the water level will be the same if not lower because those ice caps are displacing water themselves right now. not true. most of the ice caps are over greenland and or antarctica, therefore they are not displacing any water. also, its less of a question of how much water, but rather how long it is stored. water, like all life materials, runs in cycles through the bioshpere, atmosphere, and lithosphere. there are both long term and short term storage compartments for these materials. things like glacial ice, and fossil fuels are located in long term storage compartments, and the problem arises when these compartments are emptied much faster than they can be filled which is why heating with fossil fuels is wrong and why teh glacial ice caps melting would mean we're all in deep shit. boom. you just got out nerded. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:34pm - scream_bleed_repeat ""] __THeMoor__ said:scream_bleed_repeat said:all of those sound good excpet the polar ice caps. when and if the ice caps melt the water level will be the same if not lower because those ice caps are displacing water themselves right now. boom. you just got out nerded. i stand corrected. id rather be out nerded than having incorrect information.' |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:46pm - dreadkill ""] i forgot my pocket protector when i stumbled into this thread. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:39pm - floating sphere ""] whether or not the polar ice caps would increase the sea level is only worth disussing after assuming that CO2 and other "green house gases" will change the earth's temperature. Climatologists agree that it is solar activity not the presence of gas in the atmostphere that can change global climate temperature. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:40pm - floating sphere ""] bruce springsteen should have an accident. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:41pm - floating sphere ""] you will still be able marry interracially. marital segregation isn't part of the bush plan. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:43pm - floating sphere ""] old people waiting for social security now will not have their social security checks taken away. today's younger generation will be given the option to privately invest the money for social security elsewhere rather than making social security mandatory. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:44pm - floating sphere ""] morning prayer will not become mandatory. neither will sunday school. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:47pm - floating sphere ""] there will be no draft. There are more than enough people willing to join the military. Democrats started the draft rumor. There were 2 bills floating around congress that would have instituted the draft. They were written by democrats. Republicans took the bills and voted them down hoping to squash draft rumors. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:49pm - floating sphere ""] you will be able to abort all you want. you'll just have to make sure you do it before it qualifies as partial birth abortion. When bush was young (about college years), he actually helpe his girlfriend to get an abortion. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 4:03pm - litacore ""] hahaha, is Karl Rove online today? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:06pm - retzam ""] Bush also did cocaine when he was young, doesn't mean that will be illegal in the future. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:09pm - Hooker ""] retzam said:Bush also did cocaine when he was young, doesn't mean that will be illegal in the future. ... what? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:11pm - retzam ""] That was in response to this: floating sphere said:you will be able to abort all you want. you'll just have to make sure you do it before it qualifies as partial birth abortion. When bush was young (about college years), he actually helpe his girlfriend to get an abortion. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:12pm - BornSoVile ""] I think I'm going to learn French. Hopefully Carina and Anne can help. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:15pm - retzam ""] French is a nifty sounding language I think. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:17pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] floating sphere please email me your address so i can come over and shake your hand |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:23pm - retzam ""] Yeah, this list is definitely an exageration, but so what, everything in politics is exagerated these days. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:24pm - retzam ""] Am I spelling exageration/exagerated right? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:11pm - anonymous ""] You ladies are so Overdramatic. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:12pm - retzam ""] Really, are we Overdramatic? Man, I was hoping we weren't being Overdramatic, being Overdramatic is the worst. Damn Overdramatic. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:16pm - Josh_Martin ""] Why do the republicans on this board keep saying that Roe v Wade will never be overturned? What are you basing that on? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:18pm - retzam ""] Nahh, they're just Overdramatic. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:19pm - Josh_Martin ""] floating sphere said:there will be no draft. There are more than enough people willing to join the military. Democrats started the draft rumor. There were 2 bills floating around congress that would have instituted the draft. They were written by democrats. Republicans took the bills and voted them down hoping to squash draft rumors. Wrong. Recruiters are having a harder and harder time meeting their quotas. I'm sure there enough morons in the red states willing to die for George W. Bush's agenda (and are dumb/naive enough to think they are dying for freedom) but it won't last. The democrats started the draft bill to make a point. They didn't actually want a draft. Duh. |