The official Massachusetts vs New Hamshire thread[views:9159][posts:81]_______________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 9:39pm - Mass gayness ""] Fire away![img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 9:45pm - xxx proctologist ""] fuck me in the ass achussettes! |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 9:46pm - xxx proctologist ""] they should change the license plates to "massachussettes,the rainbow state!" |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 10:00pm - Mass gayness ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 10:23pm - JoJo Dancer ""] Massachusetts won, end of thread. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 10:26pm - davefromthegrave ""] I'm pretty sure I'm the second person to post in this thread |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 10:27pm - xxx proctologist ""] the only thing mass. has on n.h. is totally nude strippers! but now that i think about it...maybe that's not such a plus after all cause tha last time o was in tens i could smell this one girls box from the other end of the place! |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 10:28pm - xxx proctologist ""] davefromthegrave said:I'm pretty sure I'm the second person to post in this thread piss off wanker |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 10:35pm - niccolai ""] Massachusetts... New Hampshire... All snow hicks, so it doesn't matter. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 11:05pm - LtdEc-1000 ""] NH has no sales tax... |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 11:11pm - xxx proctologist ""] they also don't have 'affirmative action,highest in the nation auto insurance,cock on cock marriage,ted"pass me down a bottle of that jack,will ya"kennedy,or and this is the most important,john kerry |
| ________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 11:18pm - jesus ""] [img] haha |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2005 11:20pm - xxx proctologist ""] that was pretty funny,but not even close to as funny as the big dig! hows that workin out for all you taxpayers? ha ha |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:30am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] NH has a other taxes (including land) to make up for that lack of sales tax. 'Course, since I live down the street from Salem NH I can get out of those other taxes, and still buy things in NH for no sales tax... NH/Mass Border. For the win. Incest or die. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:55am - reuben ""] Maine crushes the rest of New England, hands down |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:02am - relax ""] why doesnt maine fall off into the ocean? because new hampshire sucks. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:33am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Maine doesn't fall off into the ocean simply because noone would even notice if it did. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 24,2005 9:02am - hoser ""] Massachussetts is made fun of more than any other state in the union. California and Mass.... Cock on cock marriage, Ted Kennedy, Socialist government, stupid accents, WORST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, incredibly high taxes....and John Kerry. Wow.....I could keep going on..... |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 10:24am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] hoser said:Massachussetts is made fun of more than any other state in the union. California and Mass.... Cock on cock marriage, Ted Kennedy, Socialist government, stupid accents, WORST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, incredibly high taxes....and John Kerry. Wow.....I could keep going on..... Oh no! We have gay marriage?!?! So in other words, we are the sole progressive forward-thinking state in the country to have emerged from the Pleistocene era?! People have rights to their sexuality and choice of marriage partner here?!?! ZOMG!!! Fornicators! Burn them at the stake! We do not all have the 'stupid' accent. Half the state does not have the 'Boston' accent, and a great deal of people in NH and Maine have the same (if not thicker) accent. I've worked in NH at several jobs, I know. The 'worst drivers in the world' tag is just that, a stereotype. It has absolutely no basis in fact. I've heard the same tag applied to several countries and states. I've certainly run into my fair share of NH fuckwit drivers who wouldn't know what a directional or a traffic sign was if it cleaved their testicles off. No, for real, how about some legitimate complaints about Mass...like the Big Dig. Keep in mind we have deceptively shitty driving conditions here too, the Boston-Derry stretch on '93 is considered one of the most overcrowded and dangerous commutes in the insular U.S (which is the main reason we have the Eternal Dig to begin with). And let us not forget our population is almost 500% that of New Hampshire! Once another 5 million people live there we'll talk. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 10:39am - the_reverend ""] they just passed a schdule to update the 2-lanes from salem to manchester. I guess the roads are slated for something like 40-50K per day and they get 250K. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 10:43am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] the_reverend said:they just passed a schdule to update the 2-lanes from salem to manchester. I guess the roads are slated for something like 40-50K per day and they get 250K. Yeah, it can get pretty nasty up there at and beyond the bottleneck. I live right off the rotary at #46 Methuen, and even for me to get up to #2 or #3 beyond the border can be an ordeal (thankfully there are other ways). |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 10:56am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Hundreds of colleges and universities(meaning thousands of loose women and I guess more jobs), hundreds of museums, four pro sports teams, and thousands of beaches to choose from during the summer. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! Also Ted Kennedy is awesome because he drove his car off a bridge and left the bitch he was with to drown. A real man's man! |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 10:58am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:Hundreds of colleges and universities(meaning thousands of loose women and I guess more jobs), hundreds of museums, four pro sports teams, and thousands of beaches to choose from during the summer. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! Also Ted Kennedy is awesome because he drove his car off a bridge and left the bitch he was with to drown. A real man's man! Right on. I have delved into that pool of college delights before, with mixed results. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 11:35am - the_reverend ""] haha, you live off #46, that's hilarious. I work of #45 and laught at that exit when I go up to 213. AHAHAAH |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 11:46am - hoser ""] Dear DrinkHardThrashHard, I like you, so I'll keep this letter decent and kind. Summer after summer, New Hampshirite's fear the inevitable; Rt. 16 clogged with Mass. license plates as far as the eye can see. They drive up here to enjoy our lakes and mountains. They drive here in the winter to ski in our mountains. Why you ask? Because Mass. has nothing that even minutely compares. They throw their garbage out their windows, they put other peoples and their own lives in danger so that they can get 8 feet ahead of the car in front of them. They can't figure out how to use a rotary, so they blast into the rotary with no regard or knowledge of the fact that cars in the rotary have the right of way. They will smash up your car and theirs because they are stupidly stubborn and can't figure out how to MERGE together with any sense of decency. So, every 2 lanes that merge into one...there is always a problem and a Mass. plate usually causing it. They come up here and ski in jeans....who the fuck ski's in jeans?!!? However, I just bought a house in Maine. I'll be arguing differently after I move in there in 30 days. Love Always, Hoser |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 11:50am - the_reverend ""] you forgot hampton beach... why the hell to they all go there? we don't even go there and it's like 50% of our coast. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 11:55am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] the_reverend said:haha, you live off #46, that's hilarious. I work of #45 and laught at that exit when I go up to 213. AHAHAAH Oh yeah, River Road? What company? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 11:56am - the_reverend ""] enterasys networks. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:09pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] hoser said:Dear DrinkHardThrashHard, I like you, so I'll keep this letter decent and kind. Summer after summer, New Hampshirite's fear the inevitable; Rt. 16 clogged with Mass. license plates as far as the eye can see. They drive up here to enjoy our lakes and mountains. They drive here in the winter to ski in our mountains. Why you ask? Because Mass. has nothing that even minutely compares. They throw their garbage out their windows, they put other peoples and their own lives in danger so that they can get 8 feet ahead of the car in front of them. They can't figure out how to use a rotary, so they blast into the rotary with no regard or knowledge of the fact that cars in the rotary have the right of way. They will smash up your car and theirs because they are stupidly stubborn and can't figure out how to MERGE together with any sense of decency. So, every 2 lanes that merge into one...there is always a problem and a Mass. plate usually causing it. They come up here and ski in jeans....who the fuck ski's in jeans?!!? However, I just bought a house in Maine. I'll be arguing differently after I move in there in 30 days. Love Always, Hoser Eheheheh, alright, fair enough. You should re-write that Bosstones 'They Came To Boston' song into 'They Came to N.Conway' or something. I don't ski at all, but I would agree if there are Mass people skiing in jeans they should be locked in an enclosed space with Sarin gas. To be fair, throwing garbage out of vehicle windows is something I have seen NH people do on plenty of occasions, but you are correct we do not have as many lakes, and our only good mountains are out West where I went to school. I guess there's no helping that. On the plus side, isn't tourism from Mass (camp rentals, water parks, beaches, etc) one of the biggest sources of import revenue for NH? Some time I will have to tell you the story about the fleet of 18-Wheelers with NH license plates that tried to kill me one night because I wouldn't move out of the lane that they legally were not supposed to be in to begin with. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:16pm - hoser ""] the_reverend said:you forgot hampton beach... why the hell to they all go there? we don't even go there and it's like 50% of our coast. I dunno. Hampton Beach is a toilet. Maybe it's a toilet because it's like, "Little Boston" there all summer. At least they dump so much of their money into this state that they keep us from having to pay sales tax. Then again, they all move here and drive our real estate prices up too. That's why I moved to Maine...to get away from them all. I'll keep moving north for as long as I can. Soon, I'll be in Nova Scotia. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:18pm - hoser ""] But..then again...Western Mass. is very pretty. I like it quite a bit out there. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:19pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] hoser said: Soon, I'll be in Nova Scotia. Heh, I hear Greenland is pretty quiet too... |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:20pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] hoser said:But..then again...Western Mass. is very pretty. I like it quite a bit out there. Oh yeah, it's beautiful and there are a lot less people. Sometimes I drive that way not to visit the alma mater but to go to some of the shops and sites. I was going to move back out there but got too many things going on here with bands, family, etc. Driving is also nice out there. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:23pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] the_reverend said:enterasys networks. Ah, okay over on Minuteman Rd in Andover? Hehe, I doubt my DS wi-fi will reach there. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:24pm - anonymous ""] when people from nh stop coming to boston to work, clogging 93S in the morning / 93N in the evening, and find jobs in their own state, ill consider not clogging your highways in the summer |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:26pm - hoser ""] Fair enough. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:26pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] anonymous said:when people from nh stop coming to boston to work, clogging 93S in the morning / 93N in the evening, and find jobs in their own state, ill consider not clogging your highways in the summer This is actually a valid point....a lot of people do drive down to this area to work for the big bucks....then back to the land of no sales tax. It's a bitch to get in that damn city unless you get up pretty early. My father works at Gillette and beats the 7am rush start by leaving at like 5am. Hmmm. Let us turn our aggression towards Vermont!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:26pm - eric_wtf nli ""] why is everybody so civil all of a sudden? this is not funny and/or interesting anymore. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:35pm - eric_wtf nli ""] oh, hmmm... vermont sucks. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:37pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] The entire population of Vermont should be enslaved full-time so they can just ship us our weed more efficiently. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:39pm - eric_wtf nli ""] nevermind. i retract my previous statement about vermont. vermont provides me with green mountain coffee every morning, which is currently enriching my life in the flavor of pumpkin spice. that shit is dank. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:39pm - the_reverend ""] "That's why I moved to Maine..." -hoser yeah, good luck with that 8% income tax, 8% sales tax and almost NH high property tax. "find jobs in their own state" - anonymous I did... and then they moved over the board into mass.. probably because of the cheap labour in lawrence. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 12:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I don't know what's funnier, the people who ski in jeans or the middle aged hags who ski in neon green and pink unitards they bought in 1983. To complete the look you need the white boots with purple straps. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:00pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] eric_wtf nli said:nevermind. i retract my previous statement about vermont. vermont provides me with green mountain coffee every morning, which is currently enriching my life in the flavor of pumpkin spice. that shit is dank. Damnit, you are correct. So they should be enslaved for both weed AND coffee... |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:01pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I wonder which state has a higher % of mullets? My guess would be NH or Maine, but I don't know, I've seen some things out in Western Mass... |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Vermont has the highest % of white people with dreads. I have scientific facts to back me up on this. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:07pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Maybe that's the secret, they dip their dreads in all that coffee... |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:11pm - the_reverend ""] I'm never drinking coffee again.. starting... *sip* um.... *sip* now *sip* no wait, now. *sip* aw forget it. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:11pm - hoser ""] the_reverend said:"That's why I moved to Maine..." -hoser yeah, good luck with that 8% income tax, 8% sales tax and almost NH high property tax. "find jobs in their own state" - anonymous I did... and then they moved over the board into mass.. probably because of the cheap labour in lawrence. Not entirely true, Rev. Maine sales tax is 5%. Maine income tax is variable depending on your income (low: 2% high: 8.5%) I own 4 acres and my propert tax is less than half of what a 2 acre parcel in NH is. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:11pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Ha! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 24,2005 1:51pm - Kinslayer ""] Only New Hampshire is Real. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 3:50pm - anonymous ""] I don't care, I just wish all of you would stay out of florida. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2010 4:18pm - Lamp ""] I'll gladly stay out of Florida, fuck that state. At least in New England beaches aren't lined up and down with trashy hotels and spring break leeches. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 4:22pm - the_reverend ""] minute the spring break leeches, you obviously haven't been to hampton beach. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 6:49pm - quintessence ""] xxx%20proctologist said:they also don't have 'affirmative action,highest in the nation auto insurance,cock on cock marriage,ted"pass me down a bottle of that jack,will ya"kennedy,or and this is the most important,john kerry Highest auto insurance? That is complete bullshit. we arn't even close. Haha. Idiot. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 7:57pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] the_reverend said:minute the spring break leeches, you obviously haven't been to hampton beach. this we have something like 5 miles of beach and three of it is full of mexicans, massholes, hotels, and arcades. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 21,2010 8:12pm - Lamp ""] I am too busy avoiding beaches in my own state to go to the beach in New Hampshire. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 8:36pm - quintessence ""] South Eastern NH kinda sucks in my opinion. I like living out next to Vermont. No one from MAss ever comes around here. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 10:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This thread fails to take into account that Mass is now the "weed ticket" state. Trump that shit, you silly South Canadians. LOL |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 10:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] holy |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 10:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] fuck |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 10:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] quadruple post |
| _______________________________ [Feb 21,2010 11:15pm - Lamp ""] You know, people have said before that RI and CT are part of the New York spillover and while I definitely disagree with that (unless you live in Fairfield County that is), driving up into Boston I noticed a difference in vegetation, like I was heading up into more rugged reaches of the country... it's been far too long since I've been up in northern New England. I need to make a day trip out of it. The south has ruined me for too long. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 1:27am - Hungtableed ""] I take great pride in being a NH resident now. NH is ranked as the no. 1 "freest state in the union". MA came in at an embarressing 43!! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 2:35am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 8:31am - TheRidersofDoom ""] I like to call Massachusetts the people's republic of Cambridge. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 8:58am - the_reverend ""] DestroyYouAlot said:quadruple postCCCCCombobreaker |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:00am - the_reverend ""] TheRidersofDoom said:I like to call Massachusetts the people's republic of Cambridge. what?!? That's like US the republic of ugg boots. it makes about as much sense which is none. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:12am - largefreakatzero ""] DestroyYouAlot said:This thread fails to take into account that Mass is now the "weed ticket" state. Trump that shit, you silly South Canadians. LOL True, definitely more progressive weed laws down there, but NH allows me to carry concealed. This silly South Canadian is packing (and legally). |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:13am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:17am - TheRidersofDoom ""] largefreakatzero said: DestroyYouAlot said:This thread fails to take into account that Mass is now the "weed ticket" state. Trump that shit, you silly South Canadians. LOL True, definitely more progressive weed laws down there, but NH allows me to carry concealed. This silly South Canadian is packing (and legally). what is this laws on weed you speak of? see down there you niggas aint got no where to smoke it, in NH I can sit on my back porch and not worry about police. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:21am - the_reverend ""] way to keep up on any laws in mass worth anything. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:25am - arktouros ""] we don't have back porches in MA? in MA you don't get in trouble for carrying anything less than an ounce. supposed to get a $100 fine and a drug education course but it's hardly enforced. doesn't mean don't be a dumbass about carrying. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:25am - arktouros ""] oh i forgot, MA is one big city. right. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:30am - largefreakatzero ""] Bottom line: everywhere sucks. You just need to choose the shithole that best suits your purposes. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:38am - the_reverend ""] LIVE FREE OR DIE. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 9:44am - TheRidersofDoom ""] arktouros said:oh i forgot, MA is one big city. right. what counts as Mass is hahah, in my book only North shore and worcester is real, all else is raviolis. and in NH we don't need laws on weed, why? cause cops don't walk around checking people for it...they mostly only do anything if called. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 10:09am - arktouros ""] yeah cops act differently here too. they pull you over, cut open your seats, follow you to your house and rape you, then steal your gram. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 12:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] largefreakatzero said: DestroyYouAlot said:This thread fails to take into account that Mass is now the "weed ticket" state. Trump that shit, you silly South Canadians. LOL True, definitely more progressive weed laws down there, but NH allows me to carry concealed. This silly South Canadian is packing (and legally). More power to ya; small-town cops here have way too much say over who can get even an FID (never minds trying to get one in the city). |
| _____________________________ [Feb 22,2010 1:51pm - GUY ""] fuck nh. mass all day nigga |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 2:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have dual citizenship for MA and NH. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 11:54pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i have dual citizenship for MA and NH. you live in Nashua, MA/NH? as far as I'm concerned Nashua and Manchester are MA territory now |