HAHAHAHAHAHAHA[views:3159][posts:7]_________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 1:06pm - Lynneaus ""] MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICKUP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a dirty fat slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my cock just yet unless you insist Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your can. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cuz I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch. -------------------- |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 1:08pm - succubus ""] hahahaha these are great! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 1:11pm - thegreatspaldino ""] Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch. hahahahaha im so using that |
| ________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 11:24pm - xmikex ""] Man: Hi. Woman:..... Man: *BAM! FORK TO THE EYE* use that one too. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2003 11:37pm - dreadkill ""] hilarious |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 5,2003 8:25am - the_reverend ""] I've already c+p this line a few times "Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then " |
| _________________________________ [Nov 5,2003 1:11pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:I've already c+p this line a few times "Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then " yes i know i know sigh |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 5,2003 1:15pm - markmywords ""] that is the best shit ive evr heard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:gun: |