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[QUOTE="Lynneaus:32318"]MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICKUP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a dirty fat slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my cock just yet unless you insist Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your can. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cuz I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch. --------------------[/QUOTE]
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