OPERATION: NEW YEARS THUNDERPOOP - ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO.[views:2533][posts:30]_______________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 1:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Colonblow product has been consumed. More news as it develops. THE HEAT IS ON. :nuke: |
| ____________________________ [Jan 1,2009 2:00pm - pam ""] riveted. I is it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 2:02pm - DomesticTerror ""] this year just got better |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 2:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] The events of the next 48 hours will be documented with my state-of-the-art Kodak DC120 - Rev, I know you're jealous. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 4:24pm - the_reverend ""] I hope it's water/filth proof. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 5:01pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] whoa. This should be full of epic winnings |
| _________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 5:09pm - archaeon ""] bout time. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 1,2009 5:59pm - Conservationist ""] VIDEO PLEASE |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 12:42pm - the_reverend ""] and? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 1:44pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] poop stories NOW!! |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 1:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] he must have pooped himself to death. REST IN FECES DYA. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 3:09pm - deadlikemurf ""] deliver nao! |
| _____________________________ [Jan 2,2009 3:27pm - Yeti ""] this is the most highly anticipated release of 2009. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 3:29pm - dreadkill ""] he's dead |
| ________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 6:09pm - RustyPS ""] My anus is quivering in anticipation of what has/will come out of his anus |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 6:46pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Yeti said:this is the most highly anticipated release of 2009. sweet:NEWHORNS: |
| ________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 7:08pm - Greg D ""] Try not to get any on the walls. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 2,2009 7:18pm - pam ""] dreadkill said:he's dead:LOL: |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 9:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] NEWS UPDATE - NUMBER TWO NUMBER ONE: So, at 12 noon yesterday, I woke up and took the first pill-and-powder meal. Here we have the kit. [img] [img] 3 "meals" of one package of powder (kind of like Metamucil on crack) and two pills each, to be consumed at semiregular intervals over 18 hours. Here we go with the powder... [img] [img] And the pills. [img] Not strictly part of the regimen: [img] And a shit-ton of water. [img] Now, technically, you have three options as far as food goes: a) just eat whatever like you normally would, b) eat oatmeal and soup and shit, or c) tough it out and not eat for 24 hours. Now, a doesn't seem like it'd be worth it, and fuck c, so I went with b. Bowl of oatmeal in the afternoon... [img] ... and some several-days-left-over hot and sour soup for dinner. [img] [img] And then waited. For seriously the entire day, I didn't have so much as gas, never mind the fecal blitzkrieg I had been expecting. This was doubly surprising, seeing as I had been drinking like a degenerate and eating fast food for two days straight. Turns out this isn't like eating a fuckton of laxative - I felt like I couldn't have shit if my life depended on it. Lookng at the package, it says 18 hours 'til "first release," and sure enough the next morning I woke up confident and with reading material in hand. The results: [img] [img] Loafy and Jurassic is what I'd have to call it. Definitely a formidable mass, but this isn't the crazy tar rope shit - that I'm expecting later. We'll see what develops - I have a feeling we'll get some action tonight or tomorrow morning. (I'll be back on coffee tomorrow, so I'd say that's a sure thing.) |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 9:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I should add that the package says to expect the "real deal" in about 48 hours from start. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 9:56pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] poop, you pooped |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 11:21pm - Conservationist ""] AWESOME. Will you upload these to turds.com? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 11:31pm - the_reverend ""] it looks like you dropped a shot of vegetable oil in that turlet. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 12:19am - Conservationist ""] [img] We are waiting for the seaweed string of colonic sheath. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 12:24am - the_reverend ""] yeah, gross. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 9:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""] pooping IS awesome |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 9:21am - the_reverend ""] I'm doing a double download right now. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 10:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!! [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 5:09pm - ArilliusBM ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 1:22pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] so how was your pooping experience? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 1:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "Easily distracted." Yeah, I'll try and post act 2 tonight. Spoiler alert: Not that much to write home about, but I'm gonna try again. |