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[QUOTE="DestroyYouAlot:860617"]NEWS UPDATE - NUMBER TWO NUMBER ONE: So, at 12 noon yesterday, I woke up and took the first pill-and-powder meal. Here we have the kit. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_01.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_02.jpg[/IMG] 3 "meals" of one package of powder (kind of like Metamucil on crack) and two pills each, to be consumed at semiregular intervals over 18 hours. Here we go with the powder... [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_03.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_04.jpg[/IMG] And the pills. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_05.jpg[/IMG] Not strictly part of the regimen: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_06.jpg[/IMG] And a shit-ton of water. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_07.jpg[/IMG] Now, technically, you have three options as far as food goes: a) just eat whatever like you normally would, b) eat oatmeal and soup and shit, or c) tough it out and not eat for 24 hours. Now, a doesn't seem like it'd be worth it, and fuck c, so I went with b. Bowl of oatmeal in the afternoon... [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_09.jpg[/IMG] ... and some several-days-left-over hot and sour soup for dinner. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_11.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_12.jpg[/IMG] And then waited. For seriously the entire day, I didn't have so much as gas, never mind the fecal blitzkrieg I had been expecting. This was doubly surprising, seeing as I had been drinking like a degenerate and eating fast food for two days straight. Turns out this isn't like eating a fuckton of laxative - I felt like I couldn't have shit if my life depended on it. Lookng at the package, it says 18 hours 'til "first release," and sure enough the next morning I woke up confident and with reading material in hand. The results: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_13.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/colon%20blow/RTTP_COLONBLOW_14.jpg[/IMG] Loafy and Jurassic is what I'd have to call it. Definitely a formidable mass, but this isn't the crazy tar rope shit - that I'm expecting later. We'll see what develops - I have a feeling we'll get some action tonight or tomorrow morning. (I'll be back on coffee tomorrow, so I'd say that's a sure thing.) [/QUOTE]
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